Not out of the realm of being fake
Everybody who has a woman knows the bullshyt they pull

You call them before coming home
You: I’m going to stop by*insert place*
You want anything

Her: Naw I’m good, just had a salad for lunch and I’m good for the evening

You: Are you sure, not trying to share my plate
I’m feeling fat boyish and famished today

Her: Nah babe I told you I’m straight
Get whatever you want

So you get you the big Bandeja Paisa from your favorite Colombian Restaurant
Get home and dancing in the kitchen
Got extra plantains, another egg, extra arepa with a
I mean straight

Her: Ooh you went to the Colombian place

*proceeds to take a bite of everything on your gotdamn plate
You: The fukk you doin, I asked if you wanted something before I came home

Her: it’s just so good

Now you mad and don’t even want to eat


Stay single fellas
