Go hungry on a date brehettes

Kiyoshi-Dono

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Not out of the realm of being fake
Everybody who has a woman knows the bullshyt they pull:russ:
You call them before coming home
You: I’m going to stop by*insert place*
You want anything :ld:
Her: Naw I’m good, just had a salad for lunch and I’m good for the evening :ld:
You: Are you sure, not trying to share my plate
I’m feeling fat boyish and famished today:mjgrin:
Her: Nah babe I told you I’m straight
Get whatever you want:ld:
So you get you the big Bandeja Paisa from your favorite Colombian Restaurant
Get home and dancing in the kitchen
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Got extra plantains, another egg, extra arepa with a
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I mean straight :blessed:
Her: Ooh you went to the Colombian place:ooh:
*proceeds to take a bite of everything on your gotdamn plate
You: The fukk you doin, I asked if you wanted something before I came home:what:
Her: it’s just so good:wow:
Now you mad and don’t even want to eat:mjlol::francis:
Stay single fellas:wow:
 
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