Go Knicks because Lebron James checked me in the mall in HS

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

I was minding my own business one day enjoying the beautiful weather of Cleveland and came home to a loving mother of joy. I said "Mom, would you like to go to Randall Park Mall?" She responded with yes. I get outside of a clothing/ hip hop store and see this bytch ass nikka Lebron James. This motherfukker has the audacity to not see me, (mind you, i'm 6'2) so he bumps me, and expects an apology from me? My mother looks over and i'm like, ok, I can handle this. I wouldn't say I was punked, i'd say I was under the weather. I swung with a swift right! I was swinging my arm back to my side and I walked into the store w/o saying anything. Anyways, this is the main reason I hate Lebron. A decade ago or not, I hate Lebron. The sentences keep piling up because, say it with me. I hate Lebron. Before I end this, s/o to Delonte West http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VYZ-_Z2PY

 

[Carl Spackler]

So you're saying LeBron had sex with your mom in the changing room next to yours while you happily tried on Rocawear?

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

This my good friend was not possible. My mother happens to be a G. Moms don't play that shyt. Although, I seen his evil intention the moment he bumped into me. The main reason Lebron went to the "Heat" was to be closer to the devil. Black and red? No coincidence, friend.

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

Lebron is the MVP of the league and should easily win his first ring this year. To provide perspective

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Nah, she passed him the digits.

 

[Carl Spackler]

The devil may reside in Miami, but God never did shyt for Cleveland

 

[Bows Jones]

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

The devil may reside in Miami, but God never did shyt for Cleveland

The Great Lake of Erie, also has it's demons. Cleveland will once again rise to the elite

 

[DCMC]

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

This is nothing but Lebron trying to shed himself of the guilty conscience residing in his black heart. How could a man leave a city in such way? I'm glad he left to Miami, he can steal from your economy. Such disgust

 

[jdashmaj]

Nah, she passed him the digits.

along with the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=v7zzWLKgd_0#t=20s

 

[606onit]

This is nothing but Lebron trying to shed himself of the guilty conscience residing in his black heart. How could a man leave a city in such way? I'm glad he left to Miami, he can steal from your economy. Such disgust

Bt leaving he stole from the Cleveland economy.

Yall murda rate went up when he left

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

As I watch this Heat - Knicks game and see Dywane Wade, once again bail out the failure, I can't help but think to myself why can't more people be like a Kobe, a Michael. What has this world come to? You look up to fakkitry and make commercials like that's just gay and say it's not acceptable. This has reminded me of how soft today's NBA is and I wouldn't be surprised if the Knicks came back once again to drop the people's elbow. I can guarantee one thing. Miami will not win the championship, the next thing i'll tell you is for free. fukk Lebron James

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

Rooting for Lebron w/ high 5's and giddy and shyt. Shameful I refuse to believe people are actually Heat fans

 

[General Mills]

The Great Lake of Erie, also has it's demons. Cleveland will once again rise to the elite