Go on a date before you get to know him brehettes

[A1aaa]

only on the internet (coli included) have I seen people so hungry to be validated for having a STEM degree. ... no one I know, from CS brehs to bio PhDs to engineers in real life are like this.

makes me think nikkas be lying, if youve taken ochem, physics, linear algebra, etc., you know they dont entail any particularly esoteric or mystical concepts--like people looking from the outside in perceive-- once you get your feet wet.

 

[Deutsche Bank]

You supposed to talk on the phone about where to go and what your interests are. Then you go on the date and talk about what's happened since you last talked and what you wanna do with your fukk ass life.

I mean, you dress sharp, smell nice with that Dark Obsession or Givenchy Pi and let her talk about a bunch of shyt and order some shyt for her that you know she likes cause you already found that out WHEN YOU TALKED TO HER ON THE PHONE TO SET THE MUTHAfukkIN DATE UP GODDAMN nikkaS IS NERDS ON HERE.

Then you keep the conversation going, order a couple glasses of wine, take two sips cause you driving, grab her hand and look at her nails, compliment her and look in her eyes and ask her what made her take a chance on letting you take her out. Have dessert, axe if you can see her again, axe her if she wanna have a drink at your place real quick then you promise to take her home but you just want her to see your crib before y'all through.

Don't ever insult her or act condescending and the easiest way to be funny on the date is to briefly talk about a fukked up time you had with another chick and let her talk about her shytty past dates. The shyt easy as hell man, dudes setting the bar so low it's a goddamn shame. You see how chicks talking in here, worried about getting Ted Bundy'd, Jesus Christ.

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

this sorta sounds like my date from hell 4 years ago only difference is dude held me hostage and drove to some abandon parking lot rattling off shyt I couldn't understand story was so wild only a dude like @General Mills could tell it.

 

[Killer Instinct]

this sorta sounds like my date from hell 4 years ago only difference is dude held me hostage and drove to some abandon parking lot rattling off shyt I couldn't understand story was so wild only a dude like @General Mills could tell it.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Sounds like a coli member, no lie. Lol

 

[Ooh Marty]

Fab New mixtape go hard

 

[Data-Hawk]

To be fair, phone convos is different then being in person.

This is why I don't do text, and I will only talk on the phone a few times and its mandatory we meet up. You talk on the phone too much, and its almost guaranteed the meet will be awkward because of all the heart to heart cup caking that was done prior.

I'm at the point, if I'm interested we should be spending time together casually then romantically. That dinner stuff is you trying to do casual and romantic at the same time.

This. Some of these females will try to have you on the phone for HOURS before y'all even go out and then wonder why you have nothing to talk about on the date.

 

[Giselle]

That's what happens when you do online dating.

I'm pretty sure if she would have met him in person, this wouldn't have happened.

Also, she should have talked to him on the phone, not through text before going out on a date with him.

She should have taken seperate cars. I wouldn't let a stranger know where I live. & you can leave whenever you want.

& she is a weak bish for lying and saying that she had a great time even though she didn't.

The terrible date was both of their fault.

LOL @ "Your titties jiggle when you're upset".

 

[ben anderson]

Fab New mixtape go hard

you fukk with bibby joint?

 

[Ooh Marty]

you fukk with bibby joint?

Yes

Word around town

 

[ben anderson]

Yes

Word around town

ridah, sleeping on the floor, EBt to BET, came from nothing

 

[Jean Jacket]

Lies. You got rejected and this is your coping mechanism.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

fukk i'm late but IN!!!

 

[kaldurahm]

my "people", y'all

Best believe if the nikka in tweets was wesley snipes complexion, she would've had a lot less patience and had him on worldstar...wouldn't have even made it to the restaurant

This light skin giveth and taketh

anyone else notice this new wave of educated, millenial ratchets justifying their behavior because of their degree status? or middle class black girls co-opting hood isms when they've lived comfortably all their lives?

man, between this thread and the girls I'm talking to right now, I'm convinced we are in the WOAT era for dating

Many on the coli have said it before, but yeah. Social Media era for dating is complete crap. I still wonder how things are going to be 5-10 years from now

 

[At30wecashout]

Why say you had a lovely time if you actually didn't?

Why do people say "How are you" when they greet you when they really don't give a fukk?

Courtesy is a weird thing.