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I remember I was fukking this bytch for the first time after receiving the best top I ever had .. anyways once I got in that wet river I couldn't resist....:noah: that shyt only lasted like 5-6 minutes :huhldup: the excuse I used was that the condom broke :whew: she tried convince me to go raw hit her wit the :stopitslime: :mjpls:
 

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I remember I was fukking this bytch for the first time after receiving the best top I ever had .. anyways once I got in that wet river I couldn't resist....:noah: that shyt only lasted like 5-6 minutes :huhldup: the excuse I used was that the condom broke :whew: she tried convince me to go raw I'm like :stopitlime: :mjpls:

i busted super quick one time with a DIME :whew: was so embarassed cuz i tried to keep pumpin like i didnt, my ish just kept gettin softer and softer while shes there TRYNA GET IT sayin sht like "OHH, HARDER, HARDER.." :wow:

i blamed it on the condom being an "extended pleasure" (which was :duck:) and said it numbed my d!ck so thats why i went soft :heh: even got on the computer to "research" it and kept sayin i was mad at my cousin for givin it to me cuz he musta did it as a joke

(this was in HS btw when my pipe game was garbage :jawalrus: i didnt even know about that round 2 dikking)
 

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Yooooo @Buckeye Fever made a thread on :hamster: with the GOAT excuses, let him get in here and explain :youngsabo:
 
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*Nuts In 3 Minutes*

*Gets Up & Leaves*

:mjpls:

i busted super quick one time with a DIME :whew: was so embarassed cuz i tried to keep pumpin like i didnt, my ish just kept gettin softer and softer while shes there TRYNA GET IT sayin sht like "OHH, HARDER, HARDER.." :wow:

i blamed it on the condom being an "extended pleasure" (which was :duck:) and said it numbed my d!ck so thats why i went soft :heh: even got on the computer to "research" it and kept sayin i was mad at my cousin for givin it to me cuz he musta did it as a joke

(this was in HS btw when my pipe game was garbage :jawalrus: i didnt even know about that round 2 dikking)

She was sitting there with her hands on her hips like :shaq2: probably :laff:
 

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I just pull out and pretend nothing happened, even if I bust within 2 minutes. They never say shyt. Only this one bish brought it up in a text convo when we had a lil fight, but she apologized a week later.

Stop trying to be a perfect man for these females, god gave you a set of balls that makes you do whatever the fucc you wanna do for a reason: to bust all kinds of nuts in these women. Fast nuts included.
 

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man i bust in under 5 minutes all the time... i just dont give a fukk anymore... thats some high school shet
 

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I just pull out and pretend nothing happened, even if I bust within 2 minutes. They never say shyt. Only this one bish brought it up in a text convo when we had a lil fight, but she apologized a week later.

Stop trying to be a perfect man for these females, god gave you a set of balls that makes you do whatever the fucc you wanna do for a reason: to bust all kinds of nuts in these women. Fast nuts included.

I feel u Usually I don't give a fukk but this particular chick I wanted to fukk again and put her on my team :yeshrug:
 
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