Goat Cumming Early Excuses
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Born2BKing
Veteran
"Damnnnnn that p*ssy was tight. I'mma have to get used to this. You must not have had no sex in a long time."
So if I'm hitting it for the first time and I cum within 5 minutes I won't get judged?
man if you're funny about it... and u dont act like an awkward teenager why the fukk would she 'judge' you...
were grown breh... if a girl drops u cause you busted early the first time... you never had a chance with her anyway.
this attitude is whats stopping yall from keeping these chicks not how long you smashed. Ol i know you expected 15 minutes hunny and i checked my stop watch and it was only 13 minutes so please dont leave me baby ass nikkas 
So if I'm hitting it for the first time and I cum within 5 minutes I won't get judged?
LMAO you wouldn't, I always used to laugh at my ex that would make an excuse. I'm like
it happens no need to beat yourself up for it..now let's get food lmao 
if you've never bust a nut in under 20 minutes... you need to have more sex.
and even if you're one of those dudes that only has gf's... that shet still aint normal... everybody has quickies.
at always havin marathon sex.
hopped up on that laptop real quick and went on the trojan website and everything talkin bout "wtf,
why would they even make condoms like this "
shyt has me dying laughing...
Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
I hit em with the "now that that's out of the way...." and roll over and get on my phone...
i know what it is breh, just sayin when i fukk i go the distance
Pool_Shark
Can’t move with me in this digital space
"Imma get you on the next one, hold up" 