GOAT East African on The Coli

[Meadow]

I bet I'm the only Somali on here who is for gay marriage

Real talk tho I'm so liberal I make Rachel Maddow look like a log cabin republican

Nope

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

oh you gone learn elle, you gone learn

May Allah guide Elle Driver to Islam, word to @Slaimon

Ameen.

 

[RadaMillz]

Shout out to the original EA coli members!

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I voted for @Broke Wave because he's intelligent.

 

[Max B]

@malcolmxxx_45 Where did all these Somaliland posters come from breh and why aint you put me on the poll warya?

We takin over brehhh

Shout out to my reer ishaq @RealAssanova @SomaliLandCruiser @shuuk @Zardoz

 

[thatrapsfan]

How'd y'all get to debating religion?

I'm gonna raise my future offspring to be fish and chips, Muslim in name only just like the majority of the Somalis on The Coli

You from the UK? Most savage Somali diaspora in the West.

 

[Max B]

You from the UK? Most savage Somali diaspora in the West.

Uk somalis aint bad compared to the dixon somalis

 

[thatrapsfan]

Uk somalis aint bad compared to the dixon somalis

Are you Canadian? Aint no marfishes on main street in Canada breh. Plus we got dentists I thought the NHS covers dental insurance, how do y'all have gold teeth?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

[QUOTE


You need to find you a nice Somali girl named either Muna, Asha, khadija or nimo

You need to lock her down before some nikka from her clan offer his camels to her pops

Make sure she has a degree in pharmacy and zero sexual experience

Get married and make sure all of Jane and finch doesn't crash your wedding [/QUOTE]
If I do get married its gonna be I

You from the UK? Most savage Somali diaspora in the West.

I'm headed to UK warra

 

[thatrapsfan]

[QUOTE




I'm headed to UK warra

Just hit up IG for potential tour guides

 

[Max B]

Are you Canadian? Aint no marfishes on main street in Canada breh. Plus we got dentists I thought the NHS covers dental insurance, how do y'all have gold teeth?

Ye brehh from the dot and dental here aint cheap its like 150 bucks for regular appointment

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Just hit up IG for potential tour guides

I got 1 picking me up from Heathrow lol

 

[Nomad1]

I bet I can find the Somali's who post here on the intersection of Pharmacy and Lawrence eating Khat

 

[Max B]

I bet I can find the Somali's who post here on the intersection of Pharmacy and Lawrence eating Khat

But but pizzaland is the shyt doe

 

[Meadow]

But but pizzaland is the shyt doe