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Goat rapist in Florida
Police in Caryville, Florida, are on the lookout for a man who has allegedly been sexually assaulting goats.
According to NBC affiliate WJHG, Florida woman Sharon Cruz-Pecina believes with 100% certainty that a man is sneaking into her goats’ pen at night and having his way with them. “He’s been attacking them and raping them,” she told the news station. “I’m not jumping to conclusions.”
Cruz-Pecina first bought herself some goats about five years ago for the purpose of farming them for their milk, which is easier for her lactose-intolerant husband to digest than cow’s milk. (I’m sure it didn’t hurt that they’re also adorable.) But she recently noticed something was amiss when her goats began to appear “shy, timid and” (Jesus Christ) “swollen.” She says she has evidence in the form of photos and barbed wire found in her goat pen. Other neighbors also report having their animals attacked. “We have been trying to catch him on video but he seems very elusive,” she notes. But Sharon, what were the goats wearing?
Last April, Cruz-Pecina noticed a man lurking near her goats, presumably waiting until the coast was clear. She says her neighbor identified the creep as someone who’d been arrested for bestiality in 2014. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but if I were the cops, I might start with him.
Cruz-Pecina added that she’s contacted the police and they’ve even done a rape kit on one of her animals, but they’re not moving as quickly as she’d like. “I have had the officers out here a few times, I just didn’t call [again] because I didn’t think like they were taking me serious,” she sighed. Considering law enforcement’s track record on human-on-human rape cases, I can’t say I’m surprised.
Seemingly out of options, Cruz-Pecina directed a plea directly to the sick fukk himself. “Please leave my goats alone, please repent, please turn yourself in,” she begged.
Sex with an animal only became a misdemeanor in Florida in 2011, but the law still has an unfortunate oral sex loophole. A bill that would have made it a felony failed in 2008 because goat fukkers are just as big a voting bloc there as you’d think.
Florida: First In Bestiality.
Goat rapist in Florida
Police in Caryville, Florida, are on the lookout for a man who has allegedly been sexually assaulting goats.
According to NBC affiliate WJHG, Florida woman Sharon Cruz-Pecina believes with 100% certainty that a man is sneaking into her goats’ pen at night and having his way with them. “He’s been attacking them and raping them,” she told the news station. “I’m not jumping to conclusions.”
Cruz-Pecina first bought herself some goats about five years ago for the purpose of farming them for their milk, which is easier for her lactose-intolerant husband to digest than cow’s milk. (I’m sure it didn’t hurt that they’re also adorable.) But she recently noticed something was amiss when her goats began to appear “shy, timid and” (Jesus Christ) “swollen.” She says she has evidence in the form of photos and barbed wire found in her goat pen. Other neighbors also report having their animals attacked. “We have been trying to catch him on video but he seems very elusive,” she notes. But Sharon, what were the goats wearing?
Last April, Cruz-Pecina noticed a man lurking near her goats, presumably waiting until the coast was clear. She says her neighbor identified the creep as someone who’d been arrested for bestiality in 2014. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but if I were the cops, I might start with him.
Cruz-Pecina added that she’s contacted the police and they’ve even done a rape kit on one of her animals, but they’re not moving as quickly as she’d like. “I have had the officers out here a few times, I just didn’t call [again] because I didn’t think like they were taking me serious,” she sighed. Considering law enforcement’s track record on human-on-human rape cases, I can’t say I’m surprised.
Seemingly out of options, Cruz-Pecina directed a plea directly to the sick fukk himself. “Please leave my goats alone, please repent, please turn yourself in,” she begged.
Sex with an animal only became a misdemeanor in Florida in 2011, but the law still has an unfortunate oral sex loophole. A bill that would have made it a felony failed in 2008 because goat fukkers are just as big a voting bloc there as you’d think.
Florida: First In Bestiality.
They must read the coli or some shyt. Thought it was a nikka wit 20 or 30 bodies on him or some shyt.
