GOAT/WOAT bottled water

[Carlton Banks]

Aquafina definitely the worst.

Idk if fiji the best but it's definitely top 3

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Damn brehs hating on Aquafina when NestleLife and Dasani exist ??

Cold Ozarka is smooth, cold smartwater is alright, didn't care for Fiji

I heard Acqua Panna in the glass bottle is the best

 

[HARLEM AL]

Nestle Pure Water one of the cleanest waters on the market but according to TheColi.com...


Anyway, Fiji is the best but too pricey.

Aquafina legit tastes like saltwater because it actually is. Check the label if you think I'm exaggerating. All that damn sodium

Whether it’s clean or not isn’t the issue. That shyt is nasty playa.

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

On the low, Walmart store brand water is good too.

 

[DamienWayne]

Dasani actually put salt in their shyt

 

[Complexion]

I don't believe in coincidence so the Evian/Naive thing was always interesting to me.

We take it for granted now but back in the days the idea of selling water in a bottle at a premium was a mind boggling leap for marketing teams to make and yet, here we are.

Wait till they flip it and start selling premium air. People without internally defined status will buy whatever you say makes them prestigious....

 

[MoveForward]

I like Voss but now The Coli is full of water snobs now of all things lol. Dasani and Nestlé water taste just fine. Everything turns into a pissing contest with you clowns.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

The craziest thing about Dasani being the undisputed WOAT is that they add bullshyt to their water under the guise of making it taste better.

 

[The_Sheff]

You havent had bad water until you have had this. Its horrific. Dasani tastes like water, Zephyrhills has a very distinct sour taste to it that if you arent from Florida will throw you for a loop. I remember first year me and the wife went to Universal Studios, at some point she got very hot and thirsty and went to buy a bottle of water. Me travelling to work in Florida regularly already knew it was trash so i just sat back and waited like . She took one sip and spit that shyt all over the ground and started yelling "yaaaauuuugh ughhhhhhhh what the hell is this". I damn near fell out laughing.

 

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GOAT:

WOAT:

 

[Arithmetic]

I heard Acqua Panna in the glass bottle is the best

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

If y’all don’t get on your enviro shyt and get an aluminum bottle

All that plastic in the ocean

But to answer the question in the rare chance I do drink bottled Fiji is king and I won’t touch Aquafina

 

[Reptile]

Voss taste like piss.

 

[daemonova]

Smartwater the GOAT

Maybe Aquafina the WOAT, cant front been a minute since I had a few of these brands

Usually just cop the ones at Costco and SmartWater

I drink Fiji or evian, evian was king late 80s early 90s

 

[daemonova]

I'd rather dehydrate & get kicked in the nuts before I drink them shyts




Essentia and there's a 9.5ph alkaline water from Kroger I can't remember the name of rn

I saw today, I bought Fiji instead, I can't drink the same water as you peasents