2 Lionels...
Richie: Dances all night long
Messi: Would get fukked all night long by Bubba in the joint if he got time for his fraud
Richie: Told a deaf girl "Hello, is it me you're looking for"
Messi: Says that to NT trophies, and the reply is "Nope."
Richie: Organised We Are the World, raising millions for Africa
Messi: Bilked the Spanish people out of millions of tax dollars
Richie: Is cool wit his teammates the Commodores
Messi: Lets down his NT teammates
Richie: Has a thot daughter who lusts after Kobe Bryant
Messi: His son is already taller than him