God Admits He Was In Pretty Bad Place While Creating Universe

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NEWS IN BRIEFFebruary 1, 2016
VOL 52 ISSUE 04 News · Mental Health ·Religion · God

THE HEAVENS—Saying He was dealing with a lot of stuff at the time, God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, admitted to reporters Monday that He was in a pretty bad place when He created the universe. “To be honest, it’s kind of hard for me to look at these days—it just brings me back to a real difficult time,” said the Lord, explaining that while He was physically commanding the heavens and the earth to come into being back then, mentally He was “a total wreck.” “Quite often, I’ll come across some aspect of the universe and just think to myself, ‘Wow, I put some pretty dark stuff in there.’ Sure, I like what I did with light and some of the animals, but boy, on the whole, I think I may have been a little too emotional when I made this thing.” God added that He was considering just getting rid of the whole thing to get it off His mind.


God Admits He Was In Pretty Bad Place While Creating Universe


about time!

 

[Will2x]

He knew what he was doing. This is just damage control.

 

[joeychizzle]

ask him what he was thinking when he did the following:
1. gamma ray bursts? more energy released in seconds than in the entire lifetime of our sun?
2. bone cancer in children? leukemia in children?
3. why does he condone slavery?

 

[CHL]

ask him what he was thinking when he did the following:
1. gamma ray bursts? more energy released in seconds than in the entire lifetime of our sun?
2. bone cancer in children? leukemia in children?
3. why does he condone slavery?

He works in mysterious ways, okay!

 

[joeychizzle]

He works in mysterious ways, okay!

shyt you're right

i better stfu about god before i mysteriously disappear like the mexican cartels do because god mysteriously loves me

 

[mc_brew]

God had to be in a dark place when he created cac'asians ..... *rim shot*

 

[CHL]

God had to be in a dark place when he created cac'asians ..... *rim shot*

@Joey Chizzle you're now an honorary cac

 

[joeychizzle]

@Joey Chizzle you're now an honorary cac

Do I also get the corresponding privileges

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Sadly the picture of God in the OP is what most of us believe God looks like

 

[tmonster]

Do I also get the corresponding privileges

honorarily

 

[CHL]

Sadly the picture of God in the OP is what most of us believe God looks like

What does "God" look like?

 

[↓R↑LYB]

What does "God" look like?

Ask a black child and you'll get your answer

 

[MikeyC]

Do it right, or don't do it at all, nikka.

 

[joeychizzle]

honorarily

I wanna know what it feels like to walk around with a gun on my back knowing that I'm invincible

I also wanna know how it feels to be preemptively chosen for a job despite there being better candidates of colour

 

[Losttribe]

The Universe created itself from triple darkness. . .the man helped create the rest.