Goddamn, Shaqs dikk gotta feel so small to him

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Don't front like if you fukked a dude Shaq size and he was average you wouldn't be disappointed. :comeon:

:patrice: But if you was disappointed you prolly should just take that L, cause he might kill you for laughing at him.


Just because dude is big doesnt mean he has a big jant :comeon:

but if it was below average- yes i would be disappointed.:manny:
 
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Just because dude is big doesnt mean he has a big jant :comeon:

but if it was below average- yes i would be disappointed.:manny:


Of course not, I played sports. and my cousin is that dude. I told this story before on here and got the :dwillhuh: face from a lot of cats. dude is like 5'5" 150 3rd string running back material and 80 out of that 150 is penis. I crack on him all the time about that shyt. nikka still hella insecure. But to this day when I fukk with chicks who like short dudes i be like :sadbron:
 

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Of course not, I played sports. and my cousin is that dude. I told this story before on here and got the :dwillhuh: face from a lot of cats. dude is like 5'5" 150 3rd string running back material and 80 out of that 150 is penis. I crack on him all the time about that shyt. nikka still hella insecure. But to this day when I fukk with chicks who like short dudes i be like :sadbron:

:ohhh:


:noah:

I still wont fukk with short dudes tho:pachaha:
 
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:noah:

I still wont fukk with short dudes tho:pachaha:
see this is the shyt i dont understand

women can say shyt like this and they're not vain

get a guy that wont get with a chick because of something she cant change and he's a vain superficial prick.

as if short folks can change their size. smh


inb4 you must be short
not even short.
 
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Of course not, I played sports. and my cousin is that dude. I told this story before on here and got the :dwillhuh: face from a lot of cats. dude is like 5'5" 150 3rd string running back material and 80 out of that 150 is penis. I crack on him all the time about that shyt. nikka still hella insecure. But to this day when I fukk with chicks who like short dudes i be like :sadbron:
lol..how you make fun of someone for having a huge penis though?

since when is that a source for ridicule??
 
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:noah:

I still wont fukk with short dudes tho:pachaha:


The shyt is hilarious cause fam is awkward as fukk with women. Like To this day. he still don't know how to talk to females..

Me: If I was you I'd just whip that motherfukker out.

Him: You think that would work..

Me: No you dumb motherfukker that wont work. what the fukk is wrong with you?

Him: My bad

Me: :why:
 

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see this is the shyt i dont understand

women can say shyt like this and they're not vain

get a guy that wont get with a chick because of something she cant change and he's a vain superficial prick.

as if short folks can change their size. smh


inb4 you must be short
not even short.

I'm 5'4 so aint no way in hell would I date someone my height :manny: just a matter of preference.

I don't knock folks for what they cant change, however, I like my men physically bigger and taller than me.
 

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The shyt is hilarious cause fam is awkward as fukk with women. Like To this day. he still don't know how to talk to females..

Me: If I was you I'd just whip that motherfukker out.

Him: You think that would work..

Me: No you dumb motherfukker that wont work. what the fukk is wrong with you?

Him: My bad

Me: :why:


Regardless of his size, he should still try to get at girls and conquer that awkwardness. Just because one may not want em doesnt mean the next wont :manny:
 
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I'm 5'4 so aint no way in hell would I date someone my height :manny: just a matter of preference.

I don't knock folks for what they cant change, however, I like my men physically bigger and taller than me.
just shameful


so you meet a guy you click with and has great personality and ambition and he's 5'5 you wont fukk with him but get with another dude that is 5'10 but lack all the other qualities?

are females really that short sighted?
 

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just shameful


so you meet a guy you click with and has great personality and ambition and he's 5'5 you wont fukk with him but get with another dude that is 5'10 but lack all the other qualities?

are females really that short sighted?

:ufdup: No.

first of all short dudes never approach me.... ever.:ld: so I can only speculate what I would do.
Height is just a preference just like anything else, but it does not outweigh other attributes that may compensate for one's lack.
If I hit it off with short dude, i would see where it could go.

Idk what other females are, but I just like what I like. Can't knock me for having a preference that makes me feel protected. :manny: I dont knock ya'll when yall want females to look like fukkin Megan Good and them IG hoes and shyt :rudy:
 
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