God's 12 Biggest d1ck Moves in the Old Testament
- Thread starter Gallo
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They should have added the stories where god strikes people dead for touching the ark to keep it from falling and another guy for picking up sticks on the Sabbath.
Abrahamic god puts most (other) fictional supervilliains to shame.
His body count is just.
He's the most Gangsta of deities.
Are you surprised? Clearly, God went through a phase where he experimented with steroids.
So wait, who's the worse father between God and Zeus? 
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Change is inevitable...
El Shaddai the celestial habitual linestepper
Make him have to answer answer to the Fraternal Association of Gods, that thug Yahweh can be like Don Vito with a Tommy DeVito type demeanor punking softies like Buddha n shyt. I'd watch that shyt.
Listen to gangster rape and call God a dikk.
Why can't gangster rappers and "God" both be dikks?
Ask that question to atheists that listen to gangster rap or idolize gangsters. It really makes no sense.
I don't know. People who listen to gangster rappers generally don't idolize them or try and live by their teachings. They stop at just enjoying the music.
cause neither are real.
Gangsta rappers always thankin God and shoutin him out too. He's the patron Saint of thuggery.
