Going shopping with your girl unappreciation thread

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Breh I learned at a young age shopping with females is a no go. I let them shop , and when ur done call me and I'll help with the bags.

I feel ur pain though.:sadcam::mjcry::to:
It was torture as a kid......my mom and sister used to go ham and we aint even have a car :wow:

But that toy store run at the end of the trip was :ohlawd:
 

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You know that scene in the RomCom when they go shopping and the girl tries on many outfits and then you make her feel like
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with every outfit change, then you pay for the outfit and shoes to match and makeup just in case......


That is what the outing is supposed to be like :birdman: oh and remember to buy a necklace which you give her after she comes down the stairs wearing what you bought looking drop dead gorgeous :noah:
 

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You nikkas is a new breed of beta males.

All I hear is nikkas complaining about shyt

When I go to the mall with my shorty. We in and out because I let her know off rip what it is
My girl just got a new job a week after she finished her degree that new gig brought us in the 100k-plus combined club :ohlawd:

I'm proud of her so I gotta let her get some new work clothes :manny:

It has nothing to do with being a beta male :comeon:
 
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Shopping for clothes really takes a long time because you absolutely must try everything on. Some stores a size 4 is really a size 6, and sometimes those vneck shirts show too much. You don't know all of this until each outfit has been tried on. Also, I can go around the same area 5 times, then right when I'm about to leave-something magical hits my eye. A good 90% of my clothes have been found as I've been on the way out the door
 

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Shopping for clothes really takes a long time because you absolutely must try everything on. Some stores a size 4 is really a size 6, and sometimes those vneck shirts show too much. You don't know all of this until each outfit has been tried on. Also, I can go around the same area 5 times, then right when I'm about to leave-something magical hits my eye. A good 90% of my clothes have been found as I've been on the way out the door

I hope you a female :scust:
 

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I have chicks looking thru the mcd's menu :ufdup:


On a side note my Nikka!!!!:damn:

My wife pisses me they fukk off when we go in to eat mcds. We wait in a long ass line, and then she decides to just start looking at that giantic ass menu when she gets to the register .

Every time like clockwork, she stumbles through every value meal like it's her first time....bytches at the register be looking like:
:comeon: "really bytch"

Also I got OCD, so when we go through the drive through, I don't want any confusion when I'm about to order:

Me: Bae, do you want anything?:ld:
Her: No, I'm good :whoa:
Me: Are you sure?:usure: Don't let me get up here while I'm trying to order and you start talking bout get me whatever...
Her: I'm sure bae...
*in the middle of the order*
Her: Get me a number 4 with no ketchup, one slice of bread toasted with no sesame seeds 2 pickles, a half onion, teaspoon of mayo and a small fry.
Me::wow:

I don't know about yall ladies, but it happens everytime.
 
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