going to a strip club makes you realize its hard to handle these top end broads

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most strippers are damaged goods.
i'll eat my chicken and sip while strippers
roll up on some "wanna dance/can i get a tip"

me: honey if you dont take yo stankin ass somewhere:jawalrus:
stripper::gladbron:
me: you gonna be a lady and offer to buy me a drink:jawalrus:
stripper: this nikka is crazy:pachaha:
me: you wasnt raised right.:beli:
stripper::pachaha:
me: you want one of these wangs:jawalrus:
stripper: hell yeah why not:whoo:
me: touch the big one and you gone need security:mjpls:
stripper: give me your number:pachaha:
me: i'll give you my number but it dont mean dikk:jawalrus:
stripper: :pachaha:

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remembers, this shyt verbatim.

yousa brilliant nikka, my dude.


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Any of yall ever been to tootsie's in Miami?? :whew: females in there are on fukking point :wow: they was fukking for $400...:whoa: price was too high forr a young nikka that night i been there...my bro and cuz fukked two chicks in there tho

i was gone off like 8 cups of remy that night spent over $150 on lapdances alone :skip: one of the bytches who was giving a lapdance fingered herself then try put her hand in my mouth :leostare:....i looked at that bytch like :usure::camby:


:pachaha: good times brehs...

ask paul george about tootsies

that's where he met and impregnated
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now these hoes treat regular Joes like they're kings...imagine what they do for ballers who actually have $$
 

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Just trying to have fun and enjoy the moment. Would prefer the chicks and the establishment to not be too snobby or stringent. Ideally a pretty lax environment, policies (not trying to have to wear a suit and tie to look at t*ts) and lax females. I would prefer a spot that primarily had women with body types along the lines of
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We're going probably Friday night..maybe Saturday. My boy who has worked in this sort environment recommended we also go on a night such as Wednesday. Less crowds, more time to pick and choose and the girls are a little more chill and accommodating. Can't see myself dropping any kind of insane amount of cash, especially if I'm leaving with blue balls. :camby: I have over a grand total sat aside strictly for the nightlife if need be, but I'm not coming out of more than a couple hundred in the club off of dances - period. Chick would have to slip me a roofie or posses a vagina that contains infinite wisdom. I'll keep the bold in mind. Not into the drama.

i'd definitely go in the middle of the week. especially wednesday or even a thursday.

you've got your big name spots like tootsies, KOD, scarletts and cheetahs. but some of the smaller venues like playmates, cocos booby trap have some bad ones, bottle specials and overall you can prolly get more bang for your buck
 
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