most strippers are damaged goods.
i'll eat my chicken and sip while strippers
roll up on some "wanna dance/can i get a tip"
me: honey if you dont take yo stankin ass somewhere

stripper:

me: you gonna be a lady and offer to buy me a drink

stripper: this nikka is crazy

me: you wasnt raised right.

stripper:

me: you want one of these wangs

stripper: hell yeah why not

me: touch the big one and you gone need security

stripper: give me your number

me: i'll give you my number but it dont mean dikk

stripper: