going to a strip club makes you realize its hard to handle these top end broads

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If she was lactating it is possible to ingest HIV right from her titty's milk duct...
That's a lot of 'ifs'

'If' she's lactating

'If' she's HIV-positive

'If' I ingest said HIV milk instead of spitting it out

I'll take the risk :yeshrug:
 

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Me & my boys are coming down to Miami for spring break. Which strip club do you recommend? :patrice:
It depends on what you're trying to do, what type of hoes you want, what time of day y'all want to attend, and what's your budget.

I recommend not going to Take One. It is small, nikkas get shot and won't be a good experience for a tourist.
 

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all you need to do is pull her out of her element when conversating with them. You talk about ratchect shyt to a ratchet bytch, of courses shell feel comforable because shes a professional at ratchect shyt.

Let her know you are disapointed in her as a human being and trust me those daddy issues kick in quick....next stop? hotel
Most hoes do not want to strip but already no what it is and do not expect utmost respect but just a little bit. :yeshrug:
 

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You know what? That's a personal issue, but think about it like this, if I were to prove you wrong with pics and videos I've taken over the years in an attempt to get you to believe me. What would that change? Your perspective? Now what if it's discovered that you're actually a bytch ass nikka with no options in life and I spent time out of my day trying to prove to you I'm not like you? I would look shallow and moved by your simple words, subsequently coming off as clownish and petty.

I'm Bruce Leroy, you're one of Sho'Nuff's lady goons...you don't even have a sub plot in my movie.

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You remind me of my boyfriend's creepy ass dad who takes pics of all the hookers he fukked throughout the 30 years. :snoop:
 

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It depends on what you're trying to do, what type of hoes you want, what time of day y'all want to attend, and what's your budget.

I recommend not going to Take One. It is small, nikkas get shot and won't be a good experience for a tourist.

Just trying to have fun and enjoy the moment. Would prefer the chicks and the establishment to not be too snobby or stringent. Ideally a pretty lax environment, policies (not trying to have to wear a suit and tie to look at t*ts) and lax females. I would prefer a spot that primarily had women with body types along the lines of
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We're going probably Friday night..maybe Saturday. My boy who has worked in this sort environment recommended we also go on a night such as Wednesday. Less crowds, more time to pick and choose and the girls are a little more chill and accommodating. Can't see myself dropping any kind of insane amount of cash, especially if I'm leaving with blue balls. :camby: I have over a grand total sat aside strictly for the nightlife if need be, but I'm not coming out of more than a couple hundred in the club off of dances - period. Chick would have to slip me a roofie or posses a vagina that contains infinite wisdom. I'll keep the bold in mind. Not into the drama.
 

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and im talking sexualy. they're fine as hell, can handle tons of dikk, used to pimps and simps and know how to work it

i was at a club friday blowing 300(yes a loss but at least im not a 20k tipper) and im sitting there drunk and yayoed out and realized to take them home and actually fukk them is a task

i can handle myself and do hookers on the reg but something about a dime stripper being able to move like that lets me know im out of my league.....what kind of guys are actually fukking AND satisfying these broads?

I went to a strip club with my boy once and ended up fukking a stripper (shorty was mad pretty but annoying as fukk). One thing I learned was most strippers are broke as fukk and are for the most part bottom tier bytches.
 

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Just trying to have fun and enjoy the moment. Would prefer the chicks and the establishment to not be too snobby or stringent. Ideally a pretty lax environment, policies (not trying to have to wear a suit and tie to look at t*ts) and lax females. I would prefer a spot that primarily had women with body types along the lines of
tumblr_mzp280dDnP1ruz6zso1_250.gif
:mjpls:


We're going probably Friday night..maybe Saturday. My boy who has worked in this sort environment recommended we also go on a night such as Wednesday. Less crowds, more time to pick and choose and the girls are a little more chill and accommodating. Can't see myself dropping any kind of insane amount of cash, especially if I'm leaving with blue balls. :camby: I have over a grand total sat aside strictly for the nightlife if need be, but I'm not coming out of more than a couple hundred in the club off of dances - period. Chick would have to slip me a roofie or posses a vagina that contains infinite wisdom. I'll keep the bold in mind. Not into the drama.
I recommend the Foxxy Lady Lounge; that's my personal favorite spot, Coco's; or The Lexxx. Your mans is right. I go midweek to evade all that craziness on the weekend. The happy hour last from open (12pm most places) till 8 everyday and Foxxy offers $50 bottles of Henny or whatever till 8. Free entry, too before 8 at most spots. You will have a bang up time if you unload $200. All nude dances are $5/song. If you wanna fukk one of those birds then vibe cool and offer around $100 then she'll probably work with you. Especially on those slow midweek days.

The type of chicks in your gif come around the ending of day shift so you get there by 7 then you're good. I prefer petite to thim (thick slim :yeshrug: ) chicks and they come earlier.

Note: Foxxy Lady is on the outskirts of the hood and attracts a mix crowd. You'd see a dress shirt and you'll see a Nike tee. No dress codes enforced. Anglos to Brothers.
 
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I recommend the Foxxy Lady Lounge; that's my personal favorite spot, Coco's; or The Lexxx. Your mans is right. I go midweek to evade all that craziness on the weekend. The happy hour last from open (12pm most places) till 8 everyday and Foxxy offers $50 bottles of Henny or whatever till 8. Free entry, too before 8 at most spots. You will have a bang up time if you unload $200. All nude dances are $5/song. If you wanna fukk one of those birds then vibe cool and offer around $100 then she'll probably work with you. Especially on those slow midweek days.

The type of chicks in your gif come around the ending of day shift so you get there by 7 then you're good. I prefer petite to thim (thick slim :yeshtug:smile: chicks and they come earlier.

Note: Foxxy Lady is on the outskirts of the hood and attracts a mix crowd. You'd see a dress shirt and you'll see a Nike tee. No dress codes enforced. Anglos to Brothers.

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Good looking out. Should be a hell of a break :ahh:
 
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