Going to Vegas tonight. Who's been there?

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if you do plan on gambling here’s some tips

you don’t need to spend a lot of money to make money. you just have to play smart. bet only what you can afford. i’ve gone into a casino just to get food, put 5 bucks in a machine for the fukk of it and walked out with 370. sunday i played at my go to casino off of free play, i had 60 bucks in free play. i was down to my last 10. i hit 396 then another 100.

play WMS machines, this one is great as long as you get a few of the sticky wilds (the beers that stay during free wins) the pay outs are great even on min bet. this is the machine i always win great on off of little money. and i play at indian casinos which aren’t as “loose” as vegas and mgm casinos.



don’t play licensed machines. example : movie and tv show machines. unless you get real lucky or betting high, pay out is shyt and will just drain your pocket

play in busy areas. machines are predetermined. the more people playing machines, the more it’s going to hit good when you play because it’s based upon a predetermined number based upon the traffic/high volume of people playing. a machine that has very little people playing = longer it will take to hit big.

play machines like the one i posted that have a “must pay at ____ “ and see if the number above it is close to the number it must pay out at. if it is, play it. even if your bonus is trash or you’re not getting good spins you can still win a few hundred. i won fukking 4 dollars off a bonus on the bier haus machine i played then right after hit the major progressive for 396.

walk out when you win a few hundred. don’t donate it back like i have a habit of doing lol
 

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if you do plan on gambling here’s some tips

you don’t need to spend a lot of money to make money. you just have to play smart. bet only what you can afford. i’ve gone into a casino just to get food, put 5 bucks in a machine for the fukk of it and walked out with 370. sunday i played at my go to casino off of free play, i had 60 bucks in free play. i was down to my last 10. i hit 396 then another 100.

play WMS machines, this one is great as long as you get a few of the sticky wilds (the beers that stay during free wins) the pay outs are great even on min bet. this is the machine i always win great on off of little money. and i play at indian casinos which aren’t as “loose” as vegas and mgm casinos.



don’t play licensed machines. example : movie and tv show machines. unless you get real lucky or betting high, pay out is shyt and will just drain your pocket

play in busy areas. machines are predetermined. the more people playing machines, the more it’s going to hit good when you play because it’s based upon a predetermined number based upon the traffic/high volume of people playing. a machine that has very little people playing = longer it will take to hit big.

play machines like the one i posted that have a “must pay at ____ “ and see if the number above it is close to the number it must pay out at. if it is, play it. even if your bonus is trash or you’re not getting good spins you can still win a few hundred. i won fukking 4 dollars off a bonus on the bier haus machine i played then right after hit the major progressive for 396.

walk out when you win a few hundred. don’t donate it back like i have a habit of doing lol

Fawwwkk you mean donate :what:
 
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Vegas is only good if you can afford it. Gotta be one of the most narcissistic places ever. That being said. I throughly enjoyed it. Gotta checkout the city more next time. I just got into the club circuit did drugs and had sex. Vegas most likely a place I’ll spend weekends every few weeks if possible
 

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Already some big booty bytches at this airport :noah:
 

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Well Im back.

Las Vegas was everything it was hyped to be. The hotel we stayed at before going to our resort was lit. They had a little club downstairs and that shyt was packed :whew: I think it was called The Gold Spike shyt was bouncing even had a outside area where we could play games and shyt. Beer pong using full sized trash cans, corn hole. I was chilling smoking hooka and shyt.

Went to Fremont Street saw all kinds of fukkery. This CAC bytch was boxing dudes for donations :mjlol: A lot of guitarist wearing nothing but speedos :dahell:

Old ass retired strippers titties hanging out and shyt :mjlol:

Went to the Casino, my girl won $498 on the penny machine :myman:

I broke even playing Blackjack

Won 100 on the Routlettes and bounced :whoa:

After that we didnt win shyt :mjcry: we bought clothes, food, souvenirs, and tickets to a show and went broke.

Casinos are addicting, fun, and depressing :mjcry: but that's Las Vegas.

Went to the intersection where Tupac got shot. Signed on the posts and put The Coli on the map with :pacspit:.
Thread is here: Had to do it for The Coli: RIP 2 PAC ":pacspit:" officially on the map


The strip was wack. Besides the scenery it was an annoying experience. People cant drive, walk, or nothing. No manners. Was close to running the fade with this old CAC that almost pushed my fiancee down the escalator because he was in a rush. Say excuse CAC :pacspit:

Saw the Mandalay Bay and area where the shooting happened :mjcry: They had #VegasStrong across where the shot the windows out.

Trump Tower :pacspit:

Was gonna go to the MGM, no more lions, fukk that :camby:

Planet Hollywood and the Pleasure Pit :shaq:

In & Out Burger :ohlawd:

We rode the Gondala. It was cool, cost to damn much for that short ass ride :snoop:

The bad:

Timeshare old CAC lady ripped us off. Gave us a bunch of discount and free tickets and coupons for free credits at some casinos. All those bytches were expired. :stopitslime:

Went the fukk off on that CAC

We went to the Welcome sign and took a couple photos. Didn't see the accident but some motorcyclist got smacked by a limo :picard: right where we were. He didn't make it :to:

When we was pulling out you can see them flipping him over and preforming CPR on him.

There was shooting right around the corner to where we walking. We heard them and ran straight into the nearest building. shyt was no joke. All these people clattered up makes nothing but easy targets for some nutjob to start blasting.

Overall I had a good time, the room at the resort we stayed at was huge. Hot tub on the balcony we got free complimentary wine it was dope.
Theres a new saying. What happens in Vegas ends up on Facebook :pachaha:
 
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