Goldberg was on Law and Order SVU?!?!

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wait....what? :deadrose:
some big company was hitting this low income complex with this chimical and was paying the super chart the side effects
so dude takes the pics of the kids
dude gets killed during a robbery and they take his camera

so at the beginning of the episode golberg gets having a pcp rage in the precinct and knocks over this kid with a package thats suppose to go to svu division
the svu nikkas pick it up and go through the sd card and see the pics and get to work
 

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I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it :deadrose:


*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*

Amanda: ":noah: Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."

Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....:shaq:"

*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*

Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis :wtf:"

Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier :yeshrug:"

Jamal: :wtf:........:merchant:........:wow:..................:demonic:........:damn:

Amanda: :whoa:...........:damn: "H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*

*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*

*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the :merchant: face*

Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"

*tranny still just staring in the other direction*

Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"

*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like :merchant: *

*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*

:dead:

You got me in tears :russ:
 

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I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it :deadrose:


*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*

Amanda: ":noah: Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."

Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....:shaq:"

*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*

Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis :wtf:"

Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier :yeshrug:"

Jamal: :wtf:........:merchant:........:wow:..................:demonic:........:damn:

Amanda: :whoa:...........:damn: "H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*

*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*

*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the :merchant: face*

Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"

*tranny still just staring in the other direction*

Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"

*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like :merchant: *

*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*

:dead:

:dead: y'all nikkas got wild imaginations lol
 

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I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it :deadrose:


*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*

Amanda: ":noah: Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."

Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....:shaq:"

*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*

Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis :wtf:"

Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier :yeshrug:"

Jamal: :wtf:........:merchant:........:wow:..................:demonic:........:damn:

Amanda: :whoa:...........:damn: "H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*

*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*

*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the :merchant: face*

Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"

*tranny still just staring in the other direction*

Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"

*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like :merchant: *

*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*

:dead:

:russ:
 

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I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it :deadrose:


*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*

Amanda: ":noah: Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."

Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....:shaq:"

*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*

Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis :wtf:"

Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier :yeshrug:"

Jamal: :wtf:........:merchant:........:wow:..................:demonic:........:damn:

Amanda: :whoa:...........:damn: "H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*

*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*

*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the :merchant: face*

Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"

*tranny still just staring in the other direction*

Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"

*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like :merchant: *

*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*

:dead:
The accuracy of this post:lolbron:
 

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I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it :deadrose:


*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*

Amanda: ":noah: Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."

Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....:shaq:"

*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*

Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis :wtf:"

Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier :yeshrug:"

Jamal: :wtf:........:merchant:........:wow:..................:demonic:........:damn:

Amanda: :whoa:...........:damn: "H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*

*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*

*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the :merchant: face*

Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"

*tranny still just staring in the other direction*

Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"

*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like :merchant: *

*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*

:dead:
:laff:
 

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I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it :deadrose:


*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*

Amanda: ":noah: Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."

Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....:shaq:"

*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*

Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis :wtf:"

Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier :yeshrug:"

Jamal: :wtf:........:merchant:........:wow:..................:demonic:........:damn:

Amanda: :whoa:...........:damn: "H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*

*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*

*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the :merchant: face*

Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"

*tranny still just staring in the other direction*

Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"

*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like :merchant: *

*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*

:dead:
:laff:
And the tranny's name reminds me of this playground joke:

Is Amanda a man or a woman?

A man, duh! :heh:
:snoop:
 
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