SVU is ridiculous man
Sometimes its like every other plot is: "I'll cover up my corrupt business practices by killing one of my employess and staging it as a sex crime"
I like how a lot of Law & Order episodes (at least the ones I've seen) seem to start with people who have nothing to do with the actual crime, just randomly coming across the crime itself or the victim of it
*episode starts with some nikka and a chick in a bedroom kissing heavy and about to fukk, after he just met her and picked her up from some club*
Amanda: "

Oh......baby.....I need you in me right now......."
Jamal: "Gurl, lemme see that kitty cat....

"
*dude pulls down her panties.......and a dikk pops out*
Jamal: "Ayo, wtf.......You got penis

"
Amanda: "I'm sorry baby, I was gonna tell you earlier

"
Jamal:

........

........

..................

........
Amanda:

...........

"H-hold on.....c-can we TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!" *breaks off running out of bedroom half naked*
*nikka chasing after her out of the room, out of his apartment and to some random back alley*
*he catches up with her, sees her just standing in one spot and staring at something with the

face*
Jamal: (angrily walks up to "her") "HEY......Muthafukka I swear to GOD if you tell ANYBODY about this shyt, I swear 'fo Lawd I'm-a cut your fukkin' head off!!"
*tranny still just staring in the other direction*
Jamal: ".....You heard what I just said?! fukk you lookin' at, nikka?!"
*tranny taps him on the shoulder and points out some naked dead Asian bytch on the ground.......the nikka & the tranny look at each other like

*
*scene immediately cuts to a bunch of cops in the area investigating the Asian chick's death*
