Golfer Dustin Johnson Tested positive for Cocaine and Banged Other Golfers' Wives

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http://deadspin.com/report-dustin-johnson-had-sexual-indiscretion-with-p-1614689008/all

Yesterday, golfer Dustin Johnson released a statement saying he would be stepping away from the game to take care of "personal challenges." According to a report today on Golf.com, Johnson was suspended six months for testing positive for cocaine. He's allegedly failed three drug tests since 2009, one for weed and two for coke. Why golf, of all sports, should give a shyt about these things, we do not know. (Johnson, incidentally, is engaged to Paulina Gretzky, who is basically cocaine in humanoid form.) More interesting is what Golf.com delicately calls Johnson's "sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player."

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[Swiggy]

Where that Tiger attention at?

 

[Jplaya2023]

why is the first time i heard about this? josh gordon smokes weed and he's well you know...........

 

[unstoppable589]

why is the first time i heard about this? josh gordon smokes weed and he's well you know...........

according to the PGA, they only announce suspensions related to performance enhancing drugs

 

[42 Monks]

Where that Tiger attention at?

 

[FaTaL]

whose wife he fuk?

 

[#StarkSet]

let your wife get smashed by someone else and stay with her brehs



@Emperor_ReinScarf

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

according to the PGA, they only announce suspensions related to performance enhancing drugs

Cocaine gave his ass enough energy to walk the 72 fairways and do the dougie afterwards and fukk the other hoes too. fukk this scumbag.

 

[Quail Man]

Where that Tiger attention at?

Compare the most famous golfer and one of the most famous athletics in the world to a random golfer brehs...

 

[Ron Mexico]

Been doing too many lines with that coke whore Paulina Gretzky.

 

[FaTaL]

let your wife get smashed by someone else and stay with her brehs



@Emperor_ReinScarf

damn if this becomes public this golfer will be shamed for staying with her

he gotta file the papers before it comes out

 

[Absolut]

a guy bangs your wife, and you have to see him every week in the clubhouse? at some point that guy was probably paired up on the course with johnson

 

[FakeNews]

Lets see how the media and general public reacts to this

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'm surprised there aren't more cokeheads in golf. It seems like it would be their drug of choice. All these white entitled pieces of shyt.

 

[Thegospel]

This fukking other athletes wives is more common tan you think