Gonna Eat My First Ass Soon ..what do i expect?

[el_oh_el]

expect a light hint of ass. Not shyt, but an ass smell that's kind of hard to explain.

The coli never disappoints.

 

[Serious]

Str8 up tell her hop in the shower, grab the shower head and wash it out for a minute or 2.. It'll make you feel better about it

Eat her booty out FIRST.. Then eat her poon after cause of how sensitive the poon is
Start with something freaky then head to the sensitive spot, you'll thank me later

But use your pinky on her booty in circular motions, make a bad bish go crazy

So we gon act like duke didn't just advocate eat ing poop

 

[StickStickly]

Eat her booty out FIRST.. Then eat her poon after cause of how sensitive the poon is

Give your woman bacterial vaginosis because you licked her butthole then slobbered all over her vag with your poo tongue, brehs.

DO NOT DO THAT!

 

[StickStickly]

Folks out here watch too much porn

You all realize those women take enemas and scrub for a while before shooting those scenes right? And you still aren't getting all the poo because your body doesn't stop the digestion process just because you're eating butt out. This just won't end well.

 

[Steve Piffler]

I didn't know women's a$$holes could be hairy

sidenote: UGK should have checked the spelling on that song title..... HARRY a$$hole? :aaron:

 

[Real N Quotes]

What do I do to her?

Buy her a burrito 2 hours before

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Give your woman bacterial vaginosis because you licked her butthole then slobbered all over her vag with your poo tongue, brehs.

DO NOT DO THAT!

These schools really need better sex ed classes. I had no words when I read that shyt, dude on the fast track to all kinds of diseases.

PSA for you nasty mafukkas: If you do anal with a condom, switch that condom when you go back to vaginal. Any mixing of the two is very bad for the female and if you doing oral shyt its even worse for you. lol, it's bout to be so many people cryin bout "Why I had to get mouth cancer?"

 

[Diondon]

sidenote: UGK should have checked the spelling on that song title..... HARRY a$$hole? :aaron:

I'm hoping it was a typo

 

[pickles]

You nikkas watch way tooo much porn. :aidisgust:

 

[Robbie3000]

Ya'll nikkas are disgusting.

 

[2stainz]

anal hairs in your teeth for a couple weeks, nah

 

[StretfordRed]

I eat ass, it's all good

I was a little nervous at first, so what I did, was lick my finger, stick it in her booty, then finger her for a bit whilst getting deeper and deeper. Then I'd lick my finger like I had some BBQ chicken wing sauce on it. The wetness that comes out of her ass isn't poop, doesn't taste like it either.

Then I kiss the buttock cheeks, lick the crack with the tip of my tongue, real soft...then glance over her booty hole...Then just tongue the rim of it and blow softly, then penetrate her tight booty hole with a stiff tongue, then pull it out, and go back in, etc...alternate this with some slow soft passes of the tip of the tongue on the outer layer of the booty hole, and you'll have a nice most and loose arsehole to stick ya dikk in

 

[JBoy]

this thread has me DYING

 

[Silver Surfer]

this nicca just want to eat azz

 

[Black]

chicks have natural lubrication in the butthole.