good afternoon coli ladies...quick question
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I use to like to look at them like thiswhen they look at me through the rear view.
Sohh you actually notice there's a car with a human in it roughly 3 feet in front of you
Lil Big Daddy
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Sohh you actually notice there's a car with a human in it roughly 3 feet in front of you
Oh yes. What is the point if you don't. I call them car hugs.
wasn't sure. I thought perhaps you were so busy doing your hair or other feminine activities that you didn't realize you were driving up someone's assMs.CuriousCat
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I thought this was going to be a serious question 
ps Maybe it's an American thing, haven't noticed such a thing, parallel parking on the other hand
ps Maybe it's an American thing, haven't noticed such a thing, parallel parking on the other hand
I only like to tailgate when I'm driving with my leg whilst putting my hair in a bun or something
Seriously I haven't since after my first couple of years of driving.
While women drivers suck, along with Mexicans and Asians, drive faster. I usually don't have to worry about anyone tailgating me because I'm usually the one doing the tailgating. Slow traffic to the right. Women do have an issue with slamming on the brakes at the last minute though.
When people start tailgating me now, I start slowing down and move the car at a leisurely pace. 
Watching people finally pick another lane and they're still unable to pass when I start to speed up again and they finally stop tailgating.
Watching people finally pick another lane and they're still unable to pass when I start to speed up again and they finally stop tailgating.
When people start tailgating me now, I start slowing down and move the car at a leisurely pace.
Watching people finally pick another lane and they're still unable to pass when I start to speed up again and they finally stop tailgating.
That's when I just cut you off.
@cook I got on the highway a couple weeks back, and this bytch sped up to try and stop me while I was merging. I have a faster car, thus I pulled ahead and then slowed down to match traffic, I look up in my rear view and this bytch is 2 feet off my bumper with one hand on a cell phone, a shytty little dog in her lap and she's got the horn going on me. As a gentlemen, I slammed on my brakes and gave her a brake test, I was hoping one of two things would happen
1. Either she'd rear end my car bad enough that her airbag would deploy and thus kill her dog in the process, maybe decapitating it and splashing blood on her face.
2. She'd swerve off the road and die in a crash.
Neither happened but her phone flew out her hand and I think the dog saw it's life flash before it's eyes, after that she switched lanes pulled next to me and was cursing, I slowed down enough to yell out "Stupid bytch" through my window and pulled away like the 50 cent gif.
1. Either she'd rear end my car bad enough that her airbag would deploy and thus kill her dog in the process, maybe decapitating it and splashing blood on her face.
2. She'd swerve off the road and die in a crash.
Neither happened but her phone flew out her hand and I think the dog saw it's life flash before it's eyes, after that she switched lanes pulled next to me and was cursing, I slowed down enough to yell out "Stupid bytch" through my window and pulled away like the 50 cent gif.