good afternoon coli ladies...quick question

[radio rahiem]

at Women, Asian, Hebrew drivers

 

[concise]

That's when I just cut you off.

Been doing this for a while now, hasn't happened yet.


Did this again this morning.
Knucklehead was tailgating me for a couple blocks.
Slowed all the way down, tailgater finally realized there was another lane, and it was at that moment that I hit the accelerator.
Seeing the frustration thru the rear view was priceless.

 

[Rawtid]

That's when I just cut you off.

It ain't nothing to cut that bytch off.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I hate when I'm speeding down the street and someone, usually a woman or a Mexican, is slowly inching out of a cross street or parking lot. As I'm closing in the decide to pull out into the street in fukking slow motion and I have to swerve around their stupid asses. Why the fukk didn't you pull out when I was half a mile away you idiot? I swear if I was driving a semi

I also hate people who drive mini vans. Don't even bother getting on the freeway.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I actually see men do this way more, women just tend to drive like bytches and are mad indecisive, they love signaling, then not doing shyt, so when you resume your speed after trying to let them in for 1/4 mile, they decide "oh yea, that is my exit" fukking idiots

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Been doing this for a while now, hasn't happened yet.


Did this again this morning.
Knucklehead was tailgating me for a couple blocks.
Slowed all the way down, tailgater finally realized there was another lane, and it was at that moment that I hit the accelerator.
Seeing the frustration thru the rear view was priceless.

See, I don't wait for them to slow all the way down. I get into the other lane, gun it, then cut them off before they can react. Then I slow down to 40 if I'm on the freeway. I usually only do the last part if it's some idiot driving 50 in the express lane. Once you hit them with that 40 they move their ass to the right.

 

[cook]

While women drivers suck, along with Mexicans and Asians, drive faster. I usually don't have to worry about anyone tailgating me because I'm usually the one doing the tailgating. Slow traffic to the right. Women do have an issue with slamming on the brakes at the last minute though.

Maybe it's an east coast thing because these women are doing the most out here. Speed is irrelevant too, they don't give a shyt. You can be going 50 or 100 and they just accelerate until they're on your bumper and then theyre

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Maybe it's an east coast thing because these women are doing the most out here. Speed is irrelevant too, they don't give a shyt. You can be going 50 or 100 and they just accelerate until they're on your bumper and then theyre

It has to be because women out here don't seem to drive too fast. They have a knack for swinging into your lane though. I had to flip off a white chick after she almost sideswiped me not paying attention. I sped up to her and she was laughing. Had to flip her the bird. Wish I had an old GMC RTS bus, I would have ran her on the curb and crushed her.

 

[John Mayer]

When I get off work and I'm bored I tailgate.

 

[tater]

I hate when I'm speeding down the street and someone, usually a woman or a Mexican, is slowly inching out of a cross street or parking lot. As I'm closing in the decide to pull out into the street in fukking slow motion and I have to swerve around their stupid asses. Why the fukk didn't you pull out when I was half a mile away you idiot? I swear if I was driving a semi

I also hate people who drive mini vans. Don't even bother getting on the freeway.

I HATE PEOPLE IN MINI VANS.

They are all directly or indirectly the cause of every accident, act of road rage, or general traffic.

American drivers are some of the absolute worst. Simple, the left lane is for passing. THAT'S IT. If I pass you on the right, YOU'RE WRONG!

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You ever driving like 80 on the freeway and you come up on an old beat up mid 80s Japanese box so fast you think they stopped in the middle of the freeway? Why are these people allowed to drive?!

 

[tater]

You ever driving like 80 on the freeway and you come up on an old beat up mid 80s Japanese box so fast you think they stopped in the middle of the freeway? Why are these people allowed to drive?!

Then I always look over at them to see of they look as stupid as the drive and they're damn near sitting on the windshield they're so close to the steering wheel.

I don't get it. There are always multiple signs on the highway that say Slower Traffic Keep Right, and just in case you couldn't comprehend that Left Lane for Passing. For some reason though, there is always some jackass going 45 in a 70 in the left lane.

Are you ever driving and someone driving slow just hops in front of you driving slow as hell, only to get closer and pass them and they just got over for shyts and giggles? They weren't even passing anybody! The trolls of the driving world...

 

[cook]

@cook I got on the highway a couple weeks back, and this bytch sped up to try and stop me while I was merging. I have a faster car, thus I pulled ahead and then slowed down to match traffic, I look up in my rear view and this bytch is 2 feet off my bumper with one hand on a cell phone, a shytty little dog in her lap and she's got the horn going on me. As a gentlemen, I slammed on my brakes and gave her a brake test, I was hoping one of two things would happen

1. Either she'd rear end my car bad enough that her airbag would deploy and thus kill her dog in the process, maybe decapitating it and splashing blood on her face.

2. She'd swerve off the road and die in a crash.

Neither happened but her phone flew out her hand and I think the dog saw it's life flash before it's eyes, after that she switched lanes pulled next to me and was cursing, I slowed down enough to yell out "Stupid bytch" through my window and pulled away like the 50 cent gif.

thats next level shyt breh. i usually just do the @concise and immediately take my foot off the accelerator and watch their reaction as i go from like 75 all the way down to 30. they usually have no idea what hit them. they go from im tailgating and i dont give a fukk, to why is this fukker going so slow in the fast lane, to is this really happening right now to omfg, did this dudes car just break down in front of me!?

 

[Tunez]

Asian chicks

 

[Ain't That Something]

When people start tailgating me now, I start slowing down and move the car at a leisurely pace.

Watching people finally pick another lane and they're still unable to pass when I start to speed up again and they finally stop tailgating.

So you that a$$hole