Goodbye vasectomy, Hello Sperm switch. A Switch to turn your sperm off

ciubaca

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Maybe it's got Bluetooth and you can network your balls to your Android and press a button to make yourself bust, remotely. :whoo:
give the app to your girl if she goes away. She can make you nut even on a long distance relationship
 

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It's not our job to promote your music.....
:wtf:


It's yours to make people want to hear it

I'm not asking you to promote my music. I'm promoting my music which is the only reason why you are seeing this. And people DO want to hear it, they just don't know it yet :youngsabo:
 

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Long distance relationships saved.

bytch talk dirty and press the massage button to get a nikka warmed up

Then I be like

"Hit the button babe I'm ready.................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHHHHHH :damn: :noah: "

Give the app to 2 girls and see who can flip it faster
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Give the app to 2 girls and see who can flip it faster
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I wonder if you'd die if the shyt malfunctioned and put you into nut overload.

Nut just pouring out as fast as your nuts Can make it till you get to the hospital.

I saw a porn where a woman had her arms and legs bolted over her head while a automatic vibrating dildo was banging her out. bytch started talking like a deaf bytch who never heard anyone speak in her life. Looked completely malfunctioned
 

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So what do you nut?

Most likely you nut just the semen without sperm just like a vasectomy...

Guess you gotta watch out now and put a stop to massaging the balls or grapping your balls while you inside.. chick mess around and flip the switch on you and you still get caught up on the CS
 

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