Google “Florida man” followed by your birthday and tell us what you get.

[SmarkMero]

Florida man charged in plot to bomb Sept. 11

 

[Gold]

Florida man turns himself in for killing imaginary friend.

you cant be srs...

 

[SHO-NUFF]

all I know is the next Vice City better have Florida Man heavy

Florida man dresses in drag to buy puppy with stolen credit card, police say

Police find 'Mother of Satan' explosive in Florida man's home

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/pol...t-ocoee-bar/851449806:ohhh::stopitslime::russ:

 

[El Guapo]

Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

 

[joeychizzle]

Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

Police: Florida man, 85, loses $300K in online dating fraud