Google has a crazy idea for injecting a computer into your eyeball (Update: Sony is making one)

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Some cac cops come to your door.

Your eye reported that you been looking at white girls buttocks multiple times a day. You know that's street harassment since you are staring inappropriately without consent?


:bustback:lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aight, I'm stopping this shyt 'cause The Coli ain't safe and somewhere there's a lowlevel intern at Google patenting this to add to the prototype for this demonic shyt.:merchant:
 

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Aight, I'm stopping this shyt 'cause The Coli ain't safe and somewhere there's a lowlevel intern at Google patenting this to add to the prototype for this demonic shyt.:merchant:
You don't have a trust between your eyes to stare at her so you can be held liable for inappropriate gazing intent.

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damn! i would do it since i need glasses why not. sounds dope as fukk:ohhh::obama:
 

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sounds pretty incredible actually

im down if i ever start experiencing vision problems
 

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For a gaming/tech forum, we sure have a pretty strong fear of technology.

But ey, it's cool. Army generals in WWI said airplanes would never replace cavalry units. :russ:

To be honest I ain't think it's too much the tech we are afraid of, I mean, hell, ALOT of us I'd like to think would jump on this shyt if we could have one of those IRONMAN type huds in ya periph, bringing up stats and scanning info like a boss.....but the powers that be, will NOT let this shyt just simply slide into existence without leaving loopholes and all sorts of privacy clauses they make you wave away when you get it. I mean, Smart Tvs listen to what the fukk you say and saves it at Homebase despite them classifying it as not being pertinent to you using their product.....so why save it?:lupe:

I'd honestly have this shyt done by some backalley surgeon in unsanitary conditions than jump on the mass produced wave sanctioned by government, regulated by the FDA and owned by Corporations that data mine.:ld:
 
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