Gordon Hayward has no choice but to leave Utah eventually.

[duckbutta]

Heyward married a girl who was still in high school when they met

Utah is the polygamy capital of the US

Age of consent for a woman in Utah...is 16

You think this muppet head borderline pedo is going to leave all this behind

 

[Alphanumeric]

Dude's a beast.

Seeing him play makes me question what happened to Will Sheehey. He'd be a steal on any bench. Hope Messiah Ujenius is keeping an eye on him.

 

[who_better_than_me]

@Gil Scott-Heroin thinks parsons is better

 

[jerniebert]

He's been putting up good numbers on my fantasy team. As long as he doesn't leave Utah till after the season I'm good.

 

[Flash Thunderton]

He would be so clutch on the Spurs

That's a perfect fit that'll never happen

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

@Gil Scott-Heroin thinks parsons is better

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

@Gil Scott-Heroin thinks parsons is better

Sounds about right

 

[DrX]

He would be so clutch on the Spurs

like he gonna turn down 20 ppg and a max contract to become the next marco belinelli

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Sounds about right

@who_better_than_me was being facetious.

Hayward > Parsons.

That's exactly why he isn't better than Hayward. They're both near-equal as scorers, Parsons has the edge in shooting and Hayward is basically better at everything else.

@who_better_than_me I thought Parsons was better than Hayward though

Hayward > Parsons. No longer a debate.

 

[Flash Thunderton]

like he gonna turn down 20 ppg and a max contract to become the next marco belinelli

His stats wouldn't take a huge hit cause he fit in almost any offense

 

[Flash Thunderton]

@who_better_than_me was being facetious.

 

[Taadow]

Or...






...he could choose to not leave.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

@who_better_than_me was being facetious.

:vince:

 

[Flash Thunderton]

Or...






...he could choose to not leave.

Be All Star caliber and stay in Utah... Ok

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

I've chopped it up with Gordon a few times....he's hilarious and actually loves hip hop lmao he's a baller and one of indianapolis's own