Hear me out
The Coli got some fukkin hilarious motherfukkers.... I genuinely laugh more at some posters than I have at any Kevin Hart Stand Up... And we know how much $$$ that nikka makin
This how I picture the shyt:
-People who think they have the balls to be a Stand Up comedian and legit perform in front of huge crowds with NO RESERVATIONS throw their name in the hat as a Nominee
-Each person who throws their name in the hat to be TheColi Comedian has to record a video giving an example of how they would perform live
-A moderator makes a thread and lets everyone on the Coli vote on who's the best comedian
-Final decision of who to choose would of course be Bk's and @Brooklynzson since this they shyt and they would be financially sponsoring / backing the guy (but they could choose from the top 3 vote getters)
-After that, a thread is made where posters from the Coli can submit legit, high quality stand up comedy material (basically, whoever the comedian is will have 1,000+ ghostwriters.... This is the "special sauce" that will give him an unfair advantage over every comedian in the World... No non funny nikkas tho
)
-Every show the Coli comedian goes to, he shouts out the Coli and wear's a TheColi.com T Shirt....
-Everybody on the Coli with Twitter / Facebook can share the nikka performances on their shyt (free promotion and will help him get a Buzz QUICK)... And it will eventually spread ORGANICALLY because this WILL be a FUNNY Mothafukka (I'm talking bout Eddy Murphy in his prime on steroids this nikka will be)...
-Once he make it big and start performing in huge stadiums, that will be thousands of people in the crowd maybe coming to check the Coli out and spreading word of mouth... And of course exposure via Youtube and Social Media
-Comedian / BK / @Brooklynzson split the millions 3 ways (dont be a hater)
As far as the posters who contribute his ghost written material... Well, we can always be proud and feel like we were part of something big.... And if your material is actually used on stage, then I'm sure BK / Broolynzson wouldn't mind trickling down a few $50k stacks or so in perpetuity
The Coli becomes even much bigger than it already is, and we would have bred and raised the #1 comedian on Earth...
@Brooklynzson @bk
The Coli got some fukkin hilarious motherfukkers.... I genuinely laugh more at some posters than I have at any Kevin Hart Stand Up... And we know how much $$$ that nikka makin
This how I picture the shyt:
-People who think they have the balls to be a Stand Up comedian and legit perform in front of huge crowds with NO RESERVATIONS throw their name in the hat as a Nominee
-Each person who throws their name in the hat to be TheColi Comedian has to record a video giving an example of how they would perform live
-A moderator makes a thread and lets everyone on the Coli vote on who's the best comedian
-Final decision of who to choose would of course be Bk's and @Brooklynzson since this they shyt and they would be financially sponsoring / backing the guy (but they could choose from the top 3 vote getters)
-After that, a thread is made where posters from the Coli can submit legit, high quality stand up comedy material (basically, whoever the comedian is will have 1,000+ ghostwriters.... This is the "special sauce" that will give him an unfair advantage over every comedian in the World... No non funny nikkas tho
)-Every show the Coli comedian goes to, he shouts out the Coli and wear's a TheColi.com T Shirt....
-Everybody on the Coli with Twitter / Facebook can share the nikka performances on their shyt (free promotion and will help him get a Buzz QUICK)... And it will eventually spread ORGANICALLY because this WILL be a FUNNY Mothafukka (I'm talking bout Eddy Murphy in his prime on steroids this nikka will be)...
-Once he make it big and start performing in huge stadiums, that will be thousands of people in the crowd maybe coming to check the Coli out and spreading word of mouth... And of course exposure via Youtube and Social Media
-Comedian / BK / @Brooklynzson split the millions 3 ways (dont be a hater)
As far as the posters who contribute his ghost written material... Well, we can always be proud and feel like we were part of something big.... And if your material is actually used on stage, then I'm sure BK / Broolynzson wouldn't mind trickling down a few $50k stacks or so in perpetuity
The Coli becomes even much bigger than it already is, and we would have bred and raised the #1 comedian on Earth...
@Brooklynzson @bk
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..... Then we'd judge after that.. I'm not saying the funniest poster will even make the funniest comedian, but if they have natural creativity of course it'd help
or 
contracts.... nikka aint goin no where.