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every walmart i been to got one,never been to a walmart with a deli counter
regardless.. the op sounds like a cartoon
Got banned from Wal-mart.
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regardless.. the op sounds like a cartoon
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
never been to a walmart with a deli counter
ive never been to one that didn't have one
You must be from the burbs....where they only got neighborhood Walmartsnever been to a walmart with a deli counter
NotAnFBIagent
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If it ain't on world star it didn't happen
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Was in the Deli looking to get some turkey. Butcher was an older cac dude kinda fat and same height as me. I ask for 2 pounds of turkey, Sliced thin as possible. I watch homie cut two slices, shyt was thicker then construction paper. I told homie "Thinner." He took it down a bit shyt was still too thick. We go back and forth with him adjusting that shyt a tiny amount. shyt was still thicker then construction paper.
So I'm like "Motherfukker cut that shyt as thin as you can stop wasting my time."
Butcher: "Look I ain't trying to jam the machine up and have to clean this shyt out."
Me: "That's your damn job, Just slice that shyt thin."
Butcher: "I ain't trying to have to stay overtime to clean out the machine, Man."
Me: "nikka I don't give a fukk cut that shyt thin or get someone out here to cut that shyt, I'm going to go to your manager."
Butcher: "I wouldn't advise you to do that."
Me: "Is that a threat?"
Butcher: "If I come from behind this counter it's a promise, Motherfukker now that your meat."
nikka threw the hole pile of turkey at me. I reached across the display and slapped that cac across the face.
Homie came from behind the counter and we started scrapping. I hit this dude about six times before he wraps up on me, This dude grabs me by the dikk and balls through my jeans and slams me on my back.
Started Shoving my fingers in that nikkas eyes and nose and shyt when he tried to mount me, Shoved him off and we stood back up, Hit that nikka did in his nose, He fell back into a gatorade display, Had bottles all over him. Security ran up on me, But i gave em that look like "You can get it too." Long story short I'm banned from Wal-Mart, nikka shoulda just sliced the turkey thinner.
when did
berg get a walmart???
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Real N Quotes
East Is In The House OMG
Was in the Deli looking to get some turkey. Butcher was an older cac dude kinda fat and same height as me. I ask for 2 pounds of turkey, Sliced thin as possible. I watch homie cut two slices, shyt was thicker then construction paper. I told homie "Thinner." He took it down a bit shyt was still too thick. We go back and forth with him adjusting that shyt a tiny amount. shyt was still thicker then construction paper.
So I'm like "Motherfukker cut that shyt as thin as you can stop wasting my time."
Butcher: "Look I ain't trying to jam the machine up and have to clean this shyt out."
Me: "
Butcher: "I ain't trying to have to stay overtime to clean out the machine, Man.
Me: "nikka I don't give a fukk cut that shyt thin or get someone out here to cut that shyt, I'm going to go to your manager."
Butcher: "I wouldn't advise you to do that."
Me: "Is that a threat?"
Butcher: "If I come from behind this counter it's a promise, Motherfukker now that your meat."
nikka threw the hole pile of turkey at me. I reached across the display and slapped that cac across the face.
Homie came from behind the counter and we started scrapping. I hit this dude about six times before he wraps up on me, This dude grabs me by the dikk and balls through my jeans and slams me on my back.
Started Shoving my fingers in that nikkas eyes and nose and shyt when he tried to mount me, Shoved him off and we stood back up, Hit that nikka did in his nose, He fell back into a gatorade display, Had bottles all over him. Security ran up on me, But i gave em that look like "You can get it too." Long story short I'm banned from Wal-Mart, nikka shoulda just sliced the turkey thinner.
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RichieRich
Beg my pardon to Martin...
Fixednever been to a walmart with a Gatorade display near the deli counter
Its either in the drink aisle or in the fridge by the register
OP
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
Don't know if real or not, but either way
You lost
You lost
Shop at Wal-Mart (A greedy company) brehs. I'm glad he whooped your ass
DynamoEAR
All Star
Over here crying laughing.never been to a walmart with a deli counter
