I'll take em. Ship em to me and I'd start an elderly school. Help them pass along skills to the youth, give them a sense of purpose and belonging, and try to help them live out the rest of their lives in dignity.
People some real life, Grade A, ultrapasturized pieces of shyt these days. The poignant part about this is most elders are proud. They don't WANT to feel as if they are burdening anyone. My parents are like this. I'm just trying to make it a lil further for these next three years. Then I'll have the income to help my parents downsize and relocate to our city so they can retire and live comfortably off their social security and retirement and then they can move in with me when they get good and ancient.