Got ejected from an arcade this afternoon....internet gaming generation soft AF

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So there is an oldschool arcade I went 2 with a full bar.....drinks strong as a mug n they got touchtunes....:ohlawd:
skipped mad songs and played the most gutter shyt they had on the jukebox to get the vybe right...mixed in with a little new jack swing :mjlit:

started off smoking fools on cruising USA and running up shyt on time crisis....then moved over to NFL BLITZ.....started talking mad shyt during my blitz run and people were hating....the ravens game on 2.......finnaly got knocked off by the CPU and seen a line on street fighter 2...thats my game :whoo:
I went over and put a coin up on the screen and they looked confused.....I had to explain that I had next....there was already a line but no coins up :dahell:

I said fine lmk when its my turn doubled back and order another double.....came back and it was my turn. picked my guy Ken and started getting busy.....spamming hadokens

and throwing shoryukens when he got in range....I'm talking my shyt and brehitto got uncomfortable....ran it back again and was asking him how he keep falling for the same plays...they got little coasters next to each console and after he "accidentally" knocked over my drink. :pacspit:
he than tried to just walk off. I put my hand on his shoulder and told him he knocked over my drink n owes me a refill and he called me a liar. :wtf:


the guy next in line came up and I was still on but I couldn't let this go...I told some guy he could play for me. his girl was with him and she was mid so I decided my best move would be go to talk 2 her. I asked her what was it like to date a sore loser n a breh who cant go the rounds :lolbron:
he gets hot n tells me not 2 talk 2 his girl. I told him I wouldn't have 2 if he had any honor and he began copping pleas. next thing I know security is standing near me. the

security guard tries to talk to me and I'm ignoring him still on brehittos neck. Security guard decided he's gonna play judge n jury and starts asking for statements from brehitto his girl n bystanders :mjlol:

I told security guard he's not on code and a chump 2 and challenge him to a SF2 match. He wasn't amused.
I got was given the option to leave or he'd call the police. Be 5`10 fat AF washed up security brehs:scust:

Brehitto probably at home RN playing call of duty talking all types of crazy :dead:


you young internet gaming babies softer than baby shyt IRL without your headsets :umad:
 

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You need help! Leave them kids alone with your drunk ass :beli:

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