Got/had Roommates? Share some things that annoy/annoyed you about them.

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Whether you lived in a dorm, or are currently living in an apartment with other people, share some annoying stories or things that make you :what:

I'm living in an apartment with 3 other people, been this way since last year, except now it's one new person, but I've got a bit of a problem with the two returning roommates. Two twin ninjas, pretty athletic or whatever, but lazy as fukk. Everyone has their own room in this joint, so it's cool if you got your own personal space junky, but it's obvious these dudes' parents cleaned up after them heavily in their life since their trashiness extends to the fukking living area.

Ninjas will leave cups out, and empty chip bags, and dishes in the sink expecting a muh fukka to wash it for them. No beef with these guys, but when we had a female staying with us last year it was better since we had someone keen on cleanliness and she kept us on our toes by pestering us about bad smells and messy floors and shyt.

Now it's all dudes, and it's bad, even though the new dude is white and pretty clean. Wack thing is though, is that if one of the dude brings a broad over, he'll be on some shyt like "I know it's pretty messy here, there's 4 guys living here, so..." :wtf:

My biggest gripe with these fools is that they're treating the washer & dryer like it's their wastebasket. They'll wipe something up with a towel, forget that they have a big ass room with storage spots, then throw it in the washer and leave it alone for days on end sometimes. If I ain't in the mood for just taking their shyt out, I'll wash some of my stuff with it, on some generous shyt, dry it, then when I hand it to them they're like, "what's this?" :mindblown:

I want to hear some of the Coli's problems with roommates, past or present, you got folks always singing, who can't sing? Or some whistlers? Or people who just like to hear themselves? Let's get it
 

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nikka tried to fukk every bytch i told him was a freak

like right in front of me the nikka wasnt even slick about it i didnt care, but the females would see thru it

it was funny tho cuz he had game but it wouldnt work unless i was gone

had like 3bytches tell me they came through and he was on that shyt lol

still my nikka to this day tho
 

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one i have now always singing and freestyling late at night when everyone else in their is tryin to sleep. I'm kick his fakkit ass so bad a pack of splenda will fall out his ass.
 
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Alright, I live with three people (here in NY it's kind of hard to live on your own unless you got dough...which is why I'm working my ass off to get to that point...LOL), and my one roommate...I can't f*cking stand her ass.

It's funny...she's this white chick from North Carolina who's been living here since 2007. Complete f*cking hipster down to the record collection to pretentious art she makes that (surprisingly) no one cares about. It seems every interaction I have with her is her yelling to me about something I'm doing or her complaining about something I do. Whether it's me playing house music in my room (I love house music and dancing in my room when I'm just feeling the groove) to her getting angry and stomping and knocking on walls loudly when I had my headphones on making music on Maschine tapping the pads to insert synths, drums, etc...claiming that I was "stomping" on the floor like I was stomping down on the floor with my feet.

She is such a f*cking self-entitled piece of shyt too. It's like I can't do anything without her trying to act like I have no reason to do it unless she leaves. What a f*cking wack ass hipster CAC. And to top it off, she haas this weird androgynous thing going on where she has a short haircut that makes her look like a f*ckig 15 year old boy. And apparently she's been bring addicts and junkies in my place cause my other roommate has been complaining about the needles being missing from his blood disorder medications...which is wack...like her.

On my birthday...for which I applaud her for being nice to do so...she took me to a hipster bar where I was literally the only person of color there.:beli::wow:I only stayed for 30 minutes, and after the only beer I had there...left and vowed to never to anything social with her again.

I go out of my way to not interact with her...even though she's my roommate...I don't fukk with lames and suspected racist hipster mofos.
 

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My brother is sometimes in my room playing my PS4 when I come home from work, but I dont care, I just light up and talk his ear off.
 
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Oh yeah...my roommates be stealing my food alot and I don't say anything cause I'm nice like that...but the moment I did the same...y other roommate (who be spazzing out like a mofo) sends me nine million text messages (since he's really afraid of face to face confrontation and is way too obsessed with technology) about me "trying to sabotage them" and saying that 'I have problems".

LOL. Hypocrites...I hate em.
 
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swore there was a 3-4 pages one with gems all over

I saw it, but I thought it referred to past tense...IE had roommates.

I have roommates still. And I just didn't feel like going through that thread honestly. I get more daps doing it this way.
 

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I've had my fair share of bad roommate situations:
- Dirty roommate: i.e she would cook an elaborate meal, leave dishes everywhere post-meal and not clean 'em for 3-4 days at a time
- Clingy roommate: I made the mistake of living with one of my closest friends who didn't go more than an hour or two of each day without contacting me/wanting to be around me. She also really loved to 3rd wheel with my boyfriend and I and fukked one of my family members + shared details of said fukking.
- White roommates: Yo, white people will forever be the most passive aggressive and cheapest motherfukkers in my eyes. They also eat the weirdest shyt - like trying to make mac and cheese gourmet by adding sriracha. :dahell: I can't stand them, sorrynotsorry.

That's all I've had so far. I'm moving back in with my parents at the end of this month before I leave the country for a bit and I plan to never live with people again until it's some shyt like a husband.

Anything else, :camby:
 
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