Got/had Roommates? Share some things that annoy/annoyed you about them.
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Larry Lobster
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Alright, I live with three people (here in NY it's kind of hard to live on your own unless you got dough...which is why I'm working my ass off to get to that point...LOL), and my one roommate...I can't f*cking stand her ass.
It's funny...she's this white chick from North Carolina who's been living here since 2007. Complete f*cking hipster down to the record collection to pretentious art she makes that (surprisingly) no one cares about. It seems every interaction I have with her is her yelling to me about something I'm doing or her complaining about something I do. Whether it's me playing house music in my room (I love house music and dancing in my room when I'm just feeling the groove) to her getting angry and stomping and knocking on walls loudly when I had my headphones on making music on Maschine tapping the pads to insert synths, drums, etc...claiming that I was "stomping" on the floor like I was stomping down on the floor with my feet.
She is such a f*cking self-entitled piece of shyt too. It's like I can't do anything without her trying to act like I have no reason to do it unless she leaves. What a f*cking wack ass hipster CAC. And to top it off, she haas this weird androgynous thing going on where she has a short haircut that makes her look like a f*ckig 15 year old boy. And apparently she's been bring addicts and junkies in my place cause my other roommate has been complaining about the needles being missing from his blood disorder medications...which is wack...like her.
On my birthday...for which I applaud her for being nice to do so...she took me to a hipster bar where I was literally the only person of color there.I only stayed for 30 minutes, and after the only beer I had there...left and vowed to never to anything social with her again.
I go out of my way to not interact with her...even though she's my roommate...I don't fukk with lames and suspected racist hipster mofos.
have cacs as roommates brehs
The Prince of All Saiyans
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i'm not white but...why the fukk wouldn't you add something like that to it?I've had my fair share of bad roommate situations:
- Dirty roommate: i.e she would cook an elaborate meal, leave dishes everywhere post-meal and not clean 'em for 3-4 days at a time
- Clingy roommate: I made the mistake of living with one of my closest friends who didn't go more than an hour or two of each day without contacting me/wanting to be around me. She also really loved to 3rd wheel with my boyfriend and I and fukked one of my family members + shared details of said fukking.
- White roommates: Yo, white people will forever be the most passive aggressive and cheapest motherfukkers in my eyes. They also eat the weirdest shyt - like trying to make mac and cheese gourmet by adding sriracha.I can't stand them, sorrynotsorry.
That's all I've had so far. I'm moving back in with my parents at the end of this month before I leave the country for a bit and I plan to never live with people again until it's some shyt like a husband.
Anything else,
Nah, I'm saying that's all they ate... typical white food. It was the choice of mac & cheese or white bread with pb&j each night. They didn't know anything else and they were 25+
*L*E*G*A*C*Y*
Done.
have cacs as roommates brehs
Yo, my two roommates are my best friends from back in my Pittsburgh days and I've known them for years.
I don't know who this bytch is and I don't like her ass.
I gave this bytch too many chances...I feel bad for even giving her one.
To top it off, she don't even clean around the apartment, she doesn't clean the dishes, or feed the cat. I end up doing all of this.
Larry Lobster
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Pics of her
*L*E*G*A*C*Y*
Done.
Pics of her
You don't want pics of her. That shyt would make your penis soft.
I roomed with 3 people in college in an off-campus apartment.
2 dudes I grew up with and a girl who was dating one of them.
The dude with the girl used to buy beers and would save one for his girl, even we wanted to grab the last one.
But she didn't even drink. She'd have a beer like once a semester.
And she used to talk shyt about what a dork he was and how he couldn't last long in bed to her friends on the phone when he was at work....with the other roommate and myself in the house hearing it all.
Anyway, they're married now with 2 kids.
2 dudes I grew up with and a girl who was dating one of them.
The dude with the girl used to buy beers and would save one for his girl, even we wanted to grab the last one.
But she didn't even drink. She'd have a beer like once a semester.
And she used to talk shyt about what a dork he was and how he couldn't last long in bed to her friends on the phone when he was at work....with the other roommate and myself in the house hearing it all.
Anyway, they're married now with 2 kids.