Got your Coronavirus Update from the floor brehs, AMA

[JOHN.KOOL]

Stop lying you attention seeking fakkit. You’re not in China, you’re somewhere in your uncles basement located in Omaha, Nebraska you cac fakkit

You nikkas believe anything the duck tales ass nikka say. No wonder bytch made nikkas like @skeetsinternal prosper on this site

So when I land back in London in about 12 hours and post receipts what you gonna say then?

Do you want to make a ban bet nikka?

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

U an American citizen? If not u not gonna be able to get back in brehdie

I ain't a 'merican g I'm from London.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Coli Quarantine

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Theres some really nice Chinese women out here you knowi was surprised.

By nice I mean really pretty, I never ever liked Chinese girls cause they all looked the same to me, slightly racist? Probably but also honest, but I have seen some really really pretty ones and a few who looked like they were pretty but needed to see them fully without that MJ facemask to confirm.

Again I stress by nice I mean purely faces because there are absolutely no t*ts or ass here what so ever, them tings dere only exist in anime.

Are they giving you any play

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

OP you a sex tourist? Chu doin in the Philippines

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Theres some really nice Chinese women out here you knowi was surprised.

By nice I mean really pretty, I never ever liked Chinese girls cause they all looked the same to me, slightly racist? Probably but also honest, but I have seen some really really pretty ones and a few who looked like they were pretty but needed to see them fully without that MJ facemask to confirm.

Again I stress by nice I mean purely faces because there are absolutely no t*ts or ass here what so ever, them tings dere only exist in anime.

Are they letting brehs smash? I know the culture is different, not sure if they'll let you smash the same day like American women

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Any suggestions? I tried finding one earlier no luck.

TunnelBear

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Are they giving you any play

Are they letting brehs smash? I know the culture is different, not sure if they'll let you smash the same day like American women

A nikka could get play here, I got quite a few smiles from women walking down the road and a few hi's. Very few speak English tho. It's like anywhere tho if your foreign and especially use stuff like tinder it's easy.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

OP you a sex tourist? Chu doin in the Philippines

Lol visited all the little island around, travelled to a couple places seeing the sights.

I can see why sex tourism is big here tho, phillipinos love foreigners and there are a high number of thots out here. I walked into a shop one day and the woman behind the counter was holding her baby, she looked up and saw me, smiled hard and then said to the baby look your daddys here

 

[levitate]

Are the asses phat?

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

@Divinity

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Filthy ass country

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Are the asses phat?

I repeat ass and/or breast are a myth in China. These girls don't have either.

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Dorian Breh]

This breh gonna get snatched tf up

You can't be talking that spooky shyt while you're still in Hundred Acre Woods breh