This is The Coli's biggest issue with simps. If men could be "sponsored" at the same rates as women, we wouldn't hear any talk of simps on here.
a fellow oatmeal connoisseur,I underestimate it sometimes breh.
I'm not attracted to my receptionist at all (she's white), but apparently she has enough pull to get free lunch whenever she wants.
Thank God i'm not a woman, I would be abusing this shyt.
You have no idea how much oatmeal I would be eating
If I were an unscrupulous person...She goes on snap, says "i'm hungry, who wants to feed me?" followed by a sad face and our work address
Sure enough in 15 minutes she brings me some Jimmy Johns and goes "Told ya"
Shout out to all the beta males who ain’t on they purpose who buy Burger King for bytches.
from her social media
Not my type at all obviously, but apparently everybody has simps these days
Guarantee theres one breh on the roster
