Gotta Love Simps

[knickscity]

There really is no need to simp. I don't understand the logic of doing so.

 

[#1 pick]

I am a simp but are these dudes simps or just really fukking lame and loser af

 

[#1 pick]

To define simps we must first define simping.

Simping is simply when you go out of your way to do something uncharacteristically nice or generous for someone when they don't deserve it, simply because you find them attractive. Let it be known that if you're just a nice & generous person as a matter of principle then that doesn't count as simpin.

When a person engages in simping on a consistent basis, in other words, when a person adopts tha behavior of simping as a principle in their romantic lives, then they become simps.

Simps and tha act of simping transcends gender and sexual orientation. Females and members of tha lgbt community can also simp and be simps, but tha majority of simps and simping is attached to straight males for two reasons.

1. Tha man's biological inclination towards playing tha role of a provider.

2. Western society's reinforcement of chivalrous ideals, drawn from medieval English lore, when knights roamed tha land and women were seen as property.

Once you break it down simping is a backwards, obsolete, sexist thought process really, considering tha way tha women of today are raised and how society is in general. It was meant for times when whoever had tha biggest pig was gifted tha farmer's daughter to marry. But these opportunistic hoes won't admit tht.

That's a loser.

A simp is a man or woman who is a hapless romantic. Loves showering you with praises
Tell you, you are beautiful. Being kind and shyt. Some people could say you being over the top. Think Boyz II Men record.

A loser, lame, p*ssy ass nikka is what ya'll talking about. A damn clown ass nikka

 

[#1 pick]

Yea im a simp and I have no shame
Bought her breakfast lunch and dinner just for pictures of her frame
I was Hoh but they still called me a lame
So i simp religiously and body this lane

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Let me get my shrink hat on. This little white girl might actually be offerin up the thing here man. It is no coincidence, she orchestrated this whole thing. The breh who came through was a breh,thats no coincidence, you're a breh, women, food, the next thing is sex. It has definitely been thought of by her at this point.

 

[Black Steph Curry]

That's a loser.

A simp is a man or woman who is a hapless romantic. Loves showering you with praises
Tell you, you are beautiful. Being kind and shyt. Some people could say you being over the top. Think Boyz II Men record.

A loser, lame, p*ssy ass nikka is what ya'll talking about. A damn clown ass nikka

Being a simp is being a loser and simping is loser behavior and indicative of a lack of self esteem. There's no distinction.

Your alternative definition of simp lacks context and is too vague.

 

[SheWantTheD]

I’ve said it time and time again... simps are the greatest thing #handsome gang could ever hope for.

To women these simps are nothing more than useful idiots, reduced to likes, comments and followers for her social media, or an ATM machine if they’re lucky enough to be kept around that long.

If I was a 9/10 white blonde female, give me an OnlyFans account and I’d be a millionaire before the age of 25.

Yeah, but you gotta sell ya soul for that shyt.

Them hoes is bussin' it open on their fansonly shyt.. and best believe they got a lot of issues and problems.

 

[SheWantTheD]

The fact that y'all have no qualms fukking with women that have no issues using other men as long as it ain't you is very telling.

Once a woman tells me some shyt like that, I get turned off immediately.

Remember a couple years back at community college, this Filipina chick that was feeling me was telling me how two other guys did the homework for her for the class.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Let me get my shrink hat on. This little white girl might actually be offerin up the thing here man. It is no coincidence, she orchestrated this whole thing. The breh who came through was a breh,thats no coincidence, you're a breh, women, food, the next thing is sex. It has definitely been thought of by her at this point.

That's really apparent but........

Means nothing if he doesn't find white women attractive from his end tho.

From what i saw of her face, she's pretty n he said she's got heavy t*ts n ass so I'd smash, but i also think white people look like uncooked chicken, absent tans...I'm complex like that.

 

[Blackrogue]

My friend and I do a twerk night in Africa that's full of fukkery. Dancers also kick it in the room. Change, have fun etc. Been thinking how much we could get if we broadcast it cause we normally full house and its something many people don't get to see.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Thats the way the game plays...
Im always trying to get this idea across....every person has played every role when dealing with the opposite sex...knowingly or unknowingly.
no one is ever just the person shytting on ppl... or just getting shytted on..,
kinda like women be like "why i can't find a good man to treat me right"... but done turned down plenty of good men, or treated them like shyt....
Uve been the playa and uve been played...
U been fukkin a bytch for nothing, while another nikka is trickin or simpin...
and uve took a bytch out that u liked for dinner, cause she's nice and didn't try to get no p*ssy....cause u dont think shes like that.... and she came to my crib after... sucked me off, got piped...and gave me the left over chicken parm and bread sticks.... u txtd her, "I had a great time, hope you did too... good nite"
Thats the way this shyt goes...
So this thread is hilarious to me with all the #HOH type comments.
This shyt us messy out here... just do whatever makes u feel good...
If a nikka sends a bytch he likes a some lunch for whatever reason... and that's how he gets his fukkin rocks off lol... then so be it.

Bruh I’ve been the nikka sending lunch at work
And I felt bad once I realized the nikkas fukking was getting SENT lunch

You can be a simp as a woman and still fukk

But you can’t be a simp as a man and get anything

Other than 5 seconds of attention and then dismissal

 

[Capitol]

Just giving them preview of the married life

 

[Gold]

Let me get my shrink hat on. This little white girl might actually be offerin up the thing here man. It is no coincidence, she orchestrated this whole thing. The breh who came through was a breh,thats no coincidence, you're a breh, women, food, the next thing is sex. It has definitely been thought of by her at this point.

Oh yeaj breh that shyt clear as day.
But im not interested in the least.

 

[Gold]

The fact that y'all have no qualms fukking with women that have no issues using other men as long as it ain't you is very telling.

Once a woman tells me some shyt like that, I get turned off immediately.

Remember a couple years back at community college, this Filipina chick that was feeling me was telling me how two other guys did the homework for her for the class.

Yeah i feel you breh.

I would never date a woman who used brehs this blatantly. But outside of a relationship, i could care less.

The simps getting used are aware of it, but they feel like there is always a chance that one day, the right circumstances, the right place, the right time..... she might let them smash.

Remember that thread about dude sending thousands of dollars to that streamer?

He was like "I hoped that you would be at the convention and we would meet up for a coffee or something and see where it goes from there."

This is a simp talking to a married woman

I get what youre saying about how using people is a very unattractive trait, but at some point some ppl pretty much begging to be used

 

[Hollywood Co]

The funny thing is folks act like it hasn’t always been like this.

A good portion of men will melt and fall at the feet of a woman they find irresistible. Always been that way. Always gonna be that way.