Gotta Love Simps

[ignorethis]

really everybody in here is defining simp wrong.
Simping is the opposite of pimping.

Playing a female for her time is tricking of course, but not making a female pay you for your time is also simping. etc etc
Pimps consider majority of the things most healthy male/female relationship do as simping.

 

[Gold]

really everybody in here is defining simp wrong.
Simping is the opposite of pimping.

Playing a female for her time is tricking of course, but not making a female pay you for your time is also simping. etc etc
Pimps consider majority of the things most healthy male/female relationship do as simping.

I'm with you on this. When i'm in a relationship, of course I would send food to my girl, or go pick her up, or etc etc.
Because thats a relationship.

But this dude is simping 100% percent, there's no relationship here. I wish I could screen shot some of the stuff I saw in their snap conversation.
He was asking if he could come visit her at work with some flowers and shyt.

I'm not #HoH at all, but this man is a simp, period.

 

[ignorethis]

I'm with you on this. When i'm in a relationship, of course I would send food to my girl, or go pick her up, or etc etc.
Because thats a relationship.

But this dude is simping 100% percent, there's no relationship here. I wish I could screen shot some of the stuff I saw in their snap conversation.
He was asking if he could come visit her at work with some flowers and shyt.

I'm not #HoH at all, but this man is a simp, period.

I feel like that's not even simping as much as it's tricking.
I think a lot of dudes on here use the two interchangeably.

I know hella women that do these type of things and they always refer to the men as "tricks".
I thought this right now but to me tricking is a financial while simping is emotional.

You don't gotta explain the relationship part, I know firsthand that any man that tries to live by pimp rules and isn't a player/mack/pimp is gonna be miserable as fukk.

 

[Gold]

I feel like that's not even simping as much as it's tricking.
I think a lot of dudes on here use the two interchangeably.

I know hella women that do these type of things and they always refer to the men as "tricks".
I thought this right now but to me tricking is a financial while simping is emotional.

You don't gotta explain the relationship part, I know firsthand that any man that tries to live by pimp rules and isn't a player/mack/pimp is gonna be miserable as fukk.

Imo you get something in return for tricking.
You buying chicks bags and iphones and paying for flights but you're at least getting sex, company, whatever in return when you trick on them.

But if you're just doing it with the expectations of absolutely nothing?? How is that not simping?

A sugar daddy is tricking, i feel you.
But if this dude isn't simping, then what is simping?

 

[ignorethis]

Imo you get something in return for tricking.
You buying chicks bags and iphones and paying for flights but you're at least getting sex, company, whatever in return when you trick on them.

But if you're just doing it with the expectations of absolutely nothing?? How is that not simping?

A sugar daddy is tricking, i feel you.
But if this dude isn't simping, then what is simping?

They think that they'll eventually get something in return for tricking on the woman, but the woman is finessing. These guys are just dummies getting scammed.

To me simping is the dude trying to save a dancer from the strip club, trying to make a hoe into a housewife by showering her with love and reaffirmation.

Hell like I said earlier if we go by the real definition of simping, most modern healthy relationship are considered simping because the man does more for the women than vice versa.
When pimps believe that women exist to fulfill the needs of the man, not the other way around.

 

[mag357]

Bruh I’ve been the nikka sending lunch at work
And I felt bad once I realized the nikkas fukking was getting SENT lunch

You can be a simp as a woman and still fukk

But you can’t be a simp as a man and get anything

Other than 5 seconds of attention and then dismissal

Ok... im digging this...
Ima ask u a question... without any other things involved, like ur realization that noggaz was GETTING lunch....
How did it make u feel to send lunch to that person? how did that gesture make u feel?
And to ur point about nikkaz who are the ones fukking getting lunch...
Them nikkaz might not be buying lunch for the bytch who bought him lunch...
but hes trickin on another chik.... basically some woman a couple notches above him...

 

[mr. smoke weed]

I'll never forget when this blonde hair blue eyed pawg showed me her Snap and IG

You ever look at a sub standard (below a generally considered 5) woman's socials? It's insane. My slump buster showed me her tinder and she had 500+ dudes wanting to meet her I was straight 'd

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Ok... im digging this...
Ima ask u a question... without any other things involved, like ur realization that noggaz was GETTING lunch....
How did it make u feel to send lunch to that person? how did that gesture make u feel?
And to ur point about nikkaz who are the ones fukking getting lunch...
Them nikkaz might not be buying lunch for the bytch who bought him lunch...
but hes trickin on another chik.... basically some woman a couple notches above him...

Ok... im digging this...
Ima ask u a question... without any other things involved, like ur realization that noggaz was GETTING lunch....
How did it make u feel to send lunch to that person? how did that gesture make u feel?
And to ur point about nikkaz who are the ones fukking getting lunch...
Them nikkaz might not be buying lunch for the bytch who bought him lunch...
but hes trickin on another chik.... basically some woman a couple notches above him...

I disagree
Ppl are creatures of habit
If you used to one thing, generally u not going out your way to deviate from that behavior

Nikkas who getting p*ssy and nikkas who simping have different mind sets

 

[mag357]

I disagree
Ppl are creatures of habit
If you used to one thing, generally u not going out your way to deviate from that behavior

Nikkas who getting p*ssy and nikkas who simping have different mind sets

For one, brother... u didnt answer my question... lol
and 2... like ive said previously, there is no dude who deals with women... "getting p*ssy"... that aint doing some kind of simpin...
Yes...Hes getting p*ssy from chix... but theres a female that he aint got yet... that he really wants...
And that female that he wants is getting dikk from a nikka she likes, but that dude barely likes her.... hes busy trying to get a date from a diff bytch who thinks hes cool and has friend zoned him...
and the cycle goes on, bruh

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

For one, brother... u didnt answer my question... lol
and 2... like ive said previously, there is no dude who deals with women... "getting p*ssy"... that aint doing some kind of simpin...
Yes...Hes getting p*ssy from chix... but theres a female that he aint got yet... that he really wants...
And that female that he wants is getting dikk from a nikka she likes, but that dude barely likes her.... hes busy trying to get a date from a diff bytch who thinks hes cool and has friend zoned him...
and the cycle goes on, bruh

When I did it, I’m sure in my brain addled mind I thought I might actually get this bytch!

I’m just saying winners are winners and losers are losers for a reason

Same job, it was a nikka that bytches thought was a bytch ass nikka who was still knocking them down because he came correct

And he definitely was a bytch ass nikk. The suck up to higher up types and was a straw boss​

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

So the obvious conclusion here is that women don't need to get equal pay when they getting all this under the table money anyway

almost overlooked this.you right breh.lmao

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

So i'm walking through our lobby and I say out loud "i'm starving"
Our receptionist hears me and is like "Want me to order you something? "


I'm like, "?? Nah its cool, I was about to go to lunch anyway. Besides I wouldn't ask you to buy me lunch"

She goes "Oh I wouldn't buy it, I would just get some of my followers to get it for me. "

Naturally, i'm intrigued, so I say, "Show me "


She goes on snap, says "i'm hungry, who wants to feed me?" followed by a sad face and our work address

Sure enough in 15 minutes she brings me some Jimmy Johns and goes "Told ya "




The power of simping never ceases to amaze me.
Dude probably on his phone thinking he gonna get some p*ssy from this

TheColi hates simps, but i love them

No fkn way....

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

That's crazy...I mean, I my ex sent me food when she was tryna get back on my good side a decade+ after breakingup...but I couldn't see that happening with a damn stranger that don't even know you.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Simping is definitely the opposite of Pimping

Pimps are selfish and put themselves first. Simps are selfless and go out their way to validate the chick.

Simps are instantly gratified from thirst. Pimps delay their gratification due to sexual discipline.

Pimps sell bishes dreams. Simps buy bishes dreams. Big difference

Pimps have an abundance mentality. Simps has a scarcity mindset

Pimps realize the world is full of pimps and hos. Simps ended up being pimped by the hoes

Simps give bishes power. Pimps subtract power from bishes.

(What You Can Learn From The Pimp Game About Women And Life) Malcolm X knew the game

 

[Blackrogue]

I was chilling with my hippy chick one time a while ago and I just finished smashing when she was like "let's go get some drinks". I was like "nah I cant, my pockets hurting" lying like a mf because I really just didnt wanna spend money on her.

So she tells me hold on. Rolls me a L, and goes to her computer desk. She starts talking to the camera and I heard a few dings, she took her top off and all I heard was doing ding ding ding. Breh in about 30 min she finessed about $300. Brought a nikka top shelf reserve whiskey all night and paid for the uber.

God bless yall simps

What app she using? I'm about to try register a few women as employees on these apps.