gotta pass a drug test tomorrow

[and 47 others]

i smoked a couple of nights ago and just had a job interview with walmart today (3rd shift 10pm-7am 40 hours a week) & i thought it would take them a couple weeks to call me back and then another couple of weeks until i put my notice in at my other job until they drug test me

nah they said i got the job and said go to this address for a drug test within 24 hours

i bought a bottle of detox and have been drinking lots of water

just bought a weed drug test from the store and tested positive

fukk i really wanted that jerb

 

[Mandarin Duck]

i smoked a couple of nights ago and just had a job interview with walmart today (3rd shift 10pm-7am 40 hours a week) & i thought it would take them a couple weeks to call me back and then another couple of weeks until i put my notice in at my other job until they drug test me

nah they said i got the job and said go to this address for a drug test within 24 hours

i bought a bottle of detox and have been drinking lots of water

just bought a weed drug test from the store and tested positive

fukk i really wanted that jerb

Yea that shyt ain't gon work.
Your best bet is using somebody else's clean piss and taking that into the bathroom with you.

 

[and 47 others]

Yea that shyt ain't gon work.
Your best bet is using somebody else's clean piss and taking that into the bathroom with you.

they gon make me take everything out of my pockets??

 

[Mandarin Duck]

they gon make me take everything out of my pockets??

Depends on where you get it done. Some do and some don't. shyt some have a person go inside with you while you take a piss.
A friend of mine taped his brother's pee to the side of his leg, went to the bathroom,poured his bro's piss into the container and got the job

 

[and 47 others]

Depends on where you get it done. Some do and some don't. shyt some have a person go inside with you while you take a piss.
A friend of mine taped his brother's pee to the side of his leg, went to the bathroom,poured his bro's piss into the container and got the job

im too p*ssy to try some shyt like this imma drink more water

 

[ThaRealness]

sketch.

 

[cook]

goto a smoke shop and get quick fix

im too p*ssy to try some shyt like this imma drink more water

waste of time. water doesnt help.

 

[kp404]

if you not using someone else's piss, you are fukked.

 

[and 47 others]

fuk

 

[Tryna Makit]

What you mean you to p*ssy to try someone else's piss breh? Get it by any means homey you aint getting that shyt out ya system that fast bro which=no job, you get popped for cheating=no job. This aint probation nikka they cant violate you, its pretty much your only shot brother. Remember no risk=no reward go for it and good luck.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

i smoked a couple of nights ago and just had a job interview with walmart today (3rd shift 10pm-7am 40 hours a week) & i thought it would take them a couple weeks to call me back and then another couple of weeks until i put my notice in at my other job until they drug test me

nah they said i got the job and said go to this address for a drug test within 24 hours

i bought a bottle of detox and have been drinking lots of water

just bought a weed drug test from the store and tested positive

fukk i really wanted that jerb

Go BACK to the store and buy some fake urine. Quick Fix is the best one. ITs sold at all the smoke shops.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

im too p*ssy to do what it takes to get the job

fixed.

Your not under arrest. They have no right to WATCH you urniate. If they come in, demand privacy. I'm sure they won't though. Worst case scenario you'll be asked to leave.

Buy the fake urine and get the job! DONT BE A p*ssy.

 

[and 47 others]

fixed.

Your not under arrest. They have no right to WATCH you urniate. If they come in, demand privacy. I'm sure they won't though. Worst case scenario you'll be asked to leave.

Buy the fake urine and get the job! DONT BE A p*ssy.

i dont have any money dude lol why do you think im tryna get this job

 

[cook]

i dont have any money dude lol why do you think im tryna get this job

well then you're fukked. u better off skipping it and going to apply someplace else

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Well shyt then find another job where you don't need a piss test. We layed out your only options so either do those or