Grand Theft Auto 5 review thread

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:stopitslime: @ that tranny at gamestop givin' it a 9.0 (cuz it's too misogynistic and portrays women negitively), foh b.

So far IGN gave the best all-around comprehensive (and objective) review and I'm not saying that just because I feel the game deserves a 10 (which it does).
I'm looking at that shyt like...bytch the world is misogynistic. You haven't figured that out yet :mjpls:

I mean what's next. We're gonna complain about the game glorifying violence :heh:
 
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Stop using this is GTA excuse for the poor driving. GTA 4 driving was perfect. It actually took skill to drive fast and take corners without sliding out and hitting things.

Why are you playing such a demonic game friend? :sitdown:
No GTA4's driving was heavy and clunky. This driving is a lot better. Every vehicle has the perfect weight and slides the perfect way when hitting corners. Im sorry friend you cant just take a corner in gta 5 at high speeds as easy as your making it seem. I can tell you're just reading reviews and havnt actually played the game yet. Lets not tell on ourselves.
 

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Lol at yo moms apparently not fukking with this game but in all the GTA threads at every opportunity :russ:

nikka gotta admit to himself he's copping this shyt like everyone else & keep it moving.
 

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No GTA4's driving was heavy and clunky. This driving is a lot better. Every vehicle has the perfect weight and slides the perfect way when hitting corners. Im sorry friend you cant just take a corner in gta 5 at high speeds as easy as your making it seem. I can tell you're just reading reviews and havnt actually played the game yet. Lets not tell on ourselves.

surely you are against demonic games like GTA though friend. :sitdown:

how can you preach all the shyt you preach and then go and play GTA? :dead:

Lol at yo moms apparently not fukking with this game but in all the GTA threads at every opportunity :russ:

nikka gotta admit to himself he's copping this shyt like everyone else & keep it moving.

dont belive the hype.

GTA 4 is the better game in all areas except graphics.
 

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dont belive the hype.

GTA 4 is the better game in all areas except graphics.

Who was talking about the hype or GTA IV? You're just in here complaining & campaigning against a game you're going to buy. You aren't changing anyone's opinion on the game, trust me :heh:
 

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Who was talking about the hype or GTA IV? You're just in here complaining & campaigning against a game you're going to buy. You aren't changing anyone's opinion on the game, trust me :heh:

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GTA 5 has no replay value. Whilst I can still play GTA 4 5 years after release. The same cant be said about GTA 5.
 
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Real spit, most of the people in this thread criticizing it don't even really play games like that in the first place, :leostare:
 

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Scust at all these reviewers that all of a sudden have a problem with mindless fukkery and violence.

This is why we play games. Gta has always been about the sins of society and acting out things you'd never dream to do in real life.

Them saying the game is misogynist and shallow only makes me want to play it more :blessed:
 

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GTA 5 has no replay value. Whilst I can still play GTA 4 5 years after release. The same cant be said about GTA 5.

lol my dude you'sa terrible troll..what kinda loser still playing gta 4? it was ass
 

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lol my dude you'sa terrible troll..what kinda loser still playing gta 4? it was ass

the game is called grand theft AUTO. so when i steal my car I actually want realistic driving. GTA 5 goes against the whole point of every GTA game ever made. They should call it "Heist: But you can only do 6 heists"

this game has no direction at all. the characters live in mansions but they still rob banks? :what:
 

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surely you are against demonic games like GTA though friend. :sitdown:

how can you preach all the shyt you preach and then go and play GTA? :dead:



dont belive the hype.

GTA 4 is the better game in all areas except graphics.
GTA is a satire on demonic culture, friend. Im actually kind of stunned that you dont peep the jewels in this game. Mmm maybe you'll get that insight when you get a little older, friend.

I own the game and its already WAY better than GTA4 in every regard but body damage to the vehicle. The missions are better. There are more random events. More random missions. Nothing about the game feels repetitive outside of using the car to go back and forth to a location for the sole purpose of hearing dialogue, but even the dialogue is good. The missions are surprising and entertaining. The character dialogue is good. Some of the NPC's sound like actors but the mission acting is top notch. Good game, friend. You're just going against the grain because you havnt played the game. You say all you say but you'll still be picking up a copy so whats the point of your words. :manny:
Something else friends will have a problem with is the toned down gore. Shooting someone doesnt leave the holes it did in gta4, but thats a good thing, friend.
 

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GTA is a satire on demonic culture, friend. Im actually kind of stunned that you dont peep the jewels in this game. Mmm maybe you'll get that insight when you get a little older, friend.

I own the game and its already WAY better than GTA4 in every regard but body damage to the vehicle. The missions are better. There are more random events. More random missions. Nothing about the game feels repetitive outside of using the car to go back and forth to a location for the sole purpose of hearing dialogue, but even the dialogue is good. The missions are surprising and entertaining. The character dialogue is good. Some of the NPC's sound like actors but the mission acting is top notch. Good game, friend. You're just going against the grain because you havnt played the game. You say all you say but you'll still be picking up a copy so whats the point of your words. :manny:
He hasn't even played the game yet :heh:
 

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GTA is a satire on demonic culture, friend. Im actually kind of stunned that you dont peep the jewels in this game. Mmm maybe you'll get that insight when you get a little older, friend.

I own the game and its already WAY better than GTA4 in every regard but body damage to the vehicle. The missions are better. There are more random events. More random missions. Nothing about the game feels repetitive outside of using the car to go back and forth to a location for the sole purpose of hearing dialogue, but even the dialogue is good. The missions are surprising and entertaining. The character dialogue is good. Some of the NPC's sound like actors but the mission acting is top notch. Good game, friend. You're just going against the grain because you havnt played the game. You say all you say but you'll still be picking up a copy so whats the point of your words. :manny:
Something else friends will have a problem with is the toned down gore. Shooting someone doesnt leave the holes it did in gta4, but thats a good thing, friend.

GTA 5: Where your car can survive 150mph head on collisions with just a scratch.
 
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