Grand Theft Auto Online: The San Andreas Flight School Update

[BasedPrime]

This dlc?

I thought it was some lame fan made vid.

 

[MenacingMonk]

How the fukk you even get pass the first flight school mission?

 

[McPiff]

GTA Online is my shyt. I rarely fly tho. Other than a odd copter here and there chasing down a bounty. I will probably fukk around with the Flight School. Other than that I am just getting into random fukkery online.

I was on last night. I come out of my garage and their is a dude in a cop car just sitting there. So I throw a sticky bomb on him and detonate. Drive away honking my horn. I am on my way to my second garage to cop one of the gang cars I keep in there to sell when I hear over the mic.

Player 1 - We got a 187 on a officer. Suspect is driving a black n yellow zentorno. Proceed with caution. Suspect is armed.

Me - ( continues driving) I soon hear sirens and see a cop behind me despite me not having any stars.

Player 2 - Suspect has been spotted. He is refusing to pull over.

Me - I soon also see three other white blips moving towards me to cut me off. When I see the vehicles they are all cop cars, and one cop van. I am in a Zen tho so I hit the gas. . Plus I have a bulletproof rear so they cant do anything.

Player - 3. We have eyes on the suspect. Proceeding to intercept.

Me - I see two police copters come over the horizon. . .

Its then that I notice I am in a full lobby. . All the other players in the lobby are part of the same online gang. COPS.

Brehs. . . I ended up at the airport. . My plan was to grab a passenger jet and dip. I pull into the hanger with about 4 cop cars and two choppers on my tail. . .There are two swat vans parked in the hanger in front of the jet with two players standing outside with shotties pointed at me.


Behind me are 10 or so players. . All in cop cars. The two choppers are circling overhead. .

Police Officer - DRIVER! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. SLOWLY!!

Me - I am contemplating my next course of action. . I wonder if I have enough time to pull out a sticky and take out a few cops before I get Mike Browned.



Police Officer - Suspect. . If you can win a one on one fight we will let you leave with nothing but a warning. Then one of the cops in front of the swat vans puts away his shottie and walks over throwing practice jabs in the air.

Me - I say fukk it. I get out ready to scrap. .. .


Police Officer - HE HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!

All the cops open fire on your boy.

bruh....

 

[Deezay]

How the fukk you even get pass the first flight school mission?

You don't fly much, huh?

 

[winb83]

Still no heist

wow its been almost a year and that was one of the major selling points.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

GTA Online is my shyt. I rarely fly tho. Other than a odd copter here and there chasing down a bounty. I will probably fukk around with the Flight School. Other than that I am just getting into random fukkery online.

I was on last night. I come out of my garage and their is a dude in a cop car just sitting there. So I throw a sticky bomb on him and detonate. Drive away honking my horn. I am on my way to my second garage to cop one of the gang cars I keep in there to sell when I hear over the mic.

Player 1 - We got a 187 on a officer. Suspect is driving a black n yellow zentorno. Proceed with caution. Suspect is armed.

Me - ( continues driving) I soon hear sirens and see a cop behind me despite me not having any stars.

Player 2 - Suspect has been spotted. He is refusing to pull over.

Me - I soon also see three other white blips moving towards me to cut me off. When I see the vehicles they are all cop cars, and one cop van. I am in a Zen tho so I hit the gas. . Plus I have a bulletproof rear so they cant do anything.

Player - 3. We have eyes on the suspect. Proceeding to intercept.

Me - I see two police copters come over the horizon. . .

Its then that I notice I am in a full lobby. . All the other players in the lobby are part of the same online gang. COPS.

Brehs. . . I ended up at the airport. . My plan was to grab a passenger jet and dip. I pull into the hanger with about 4 cop cars and two choppers on my tail. . .There are two swat vans parked in the hanger in front of the jet with two players standing outside with shotties pointed at me.


Behind me are 10 or so players. . All in cop cars. The two choppers are circling overhead. .

Police Officer - DRIVER! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. SLOWLY!!

Me - I am contemplating my next course of action. . I wonder if I have enough time to pull out a sticky and take out a few cops before I get Mike Browned.



Police Officer - Suspect. . If you can win a one on one fight we will let you leave with nothing but a warning. Then one of the cops in front of the swat vans puts away his shottie and walks over throwing practice jabs in the air.

Me - I say fukk it. I get out ready to scrap. .. .


Police Officer - HE HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!

All the cops open fire on your boy.

i'm reading this like then slowly scroll down and read "HE'S GOT A GUN"

 

[MenacingMonk]

You don't fly much, huh?

I go down for the looping and once the bar stops that's when I do the loop and the bar resets. Did it another time where I went higher to see if I had to go all the way down before the loop. Same shyt.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

GTA Online is my shyt. I rarely fly tho. Other than a odd copter here and there chasing down a bounty. I will probably fukk around with the Flight School. Other than that I am just getting into random fukkery online.

I was on last night. I come out of my garage and their is a dude in a cop car just sitting there. So I throw a sticky bomb on him and detonate. Drive away honking my horn. I am on my way to my second garage to cop one of the gang cars I keep in there to sell when I hear over the mic.

Player 1 - We got a 187 on a officer. Suspect is driving a black n yellow zentorno. Proceed with caution. Suspect is armed.

Me - ( continues driving) I soon hear sirens and see a cop behind me despite me not having any stars.

Player 2 - Suspect has been spotted. He is refusing to pull over.

Me - I soon also see three other white blips moving towards me to cut me off. When I see the vehicles they are all cop cars, and one cop van. I am in a Zen tho so I hit the gas. . Plus I have a bulletproof rear so they cant do anything.

Player - 3. We have eyes on the suspect. Proceeding to intercept.

Me - I see two police copters come over the horizon. . .

Its then that I notice I am in a full lobby. . All the other players in the lobby are part of the same online gang. COPS.

Brehs. . . I ended up at the airport. . My plan was to grab a passenger jet and dip. I pull into the hanger with about 4 cop cars and two choppers on my tail. . .There are two swat vans parked in the hanger in front of the jet with two players standing outside with shotties pointed at me.


Behind me are 10 or so players. . All in cop cars. The two choppers are circling overhead. .

Police Officer - DRIVER! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. SLOWLY!!

Me - I am contemplating my next course of action. . I wonder if I have enough time to pull out a sticky and take out a few cops before I get Mike Browned.



Police Officer - Suspect. . If you can win a one on one fight we will let you leave with nothing but a warning. Then one of the cops in front of the swat vans puts away his shottie and walks over throwing practice jabs in the air.

Me - I say fukk it. I get out ready to scrap. .. .


Police Officer - HE HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!

All the cops open fire on your boy.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

this is one of the things that make battlefield and gta great, the randomy fukkery that occurs because there are many ways to play the game. shyt like this never happens to me though, GTA V online bored the shyt out of me and I used to fukk w/GTA4 online heavy on xbox360

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

Got gold on everything...

The hardest one was the flag collection because its trial and error to find a good route...

I hate that new fukking plane the besra or whatever the fukk they callit...that shyt is uncontrollable, reminds me of the dodo from GTA3...

 

[Money Be Green]

GTA Online is my shyt. I rarely fly tho. Other than a odd copter here and there chasing down a bounty. I will probably fukk around with the Flight School. Other than that I am just getting into random fukkery online.

I was on last night. I come out of my garage and their is a dude in a cop car just sitting there. So I throw a sticky bomb on him and detonate. Drive away honking my horn. I am on my way to my second garage to cop one of the gang cars I keep in there to sell when I hear over the mic.

Player 1 - We got a 187 on a officer. Suspect is driving a black n yellow zentorno. Proceed with caution. Suspect is armed.

Me - ( continues driving) I soon hear sirens and see a cop behind me despite me not having any stars.

Player 2 - Suspect has been spotted. He is refusing to pull over.

Me - I soon also see three other white blips moving towards me to cut me off. When I see the vehicles they are all cop cars, and one cop van. I am in a Zen tho so I hit the gas. . Plus I have a bulletproof rear so they cant do anything.

Player - 3. We have eyes on the suspect. Proceeding to intercept.

Me - I see two police copters come over the horizon. . .

Its then that I notice I am in a full lobby. . All the other players in the lobby are part of the same online gang. COPS.

Brehs. . . I ended up at the airport. . My plan was to grab a passenger jet and dip. I pull into the hanger with about 4 cop cars and two choppers on my tail. . .There are two swat vans parked in the hanger in front of the jet with two players standing outside with shotties pointed at me.


Behind me are 10 or so players. . All in cop cars. The two choppers are circling overhead. .

Police Officer - DRIVER! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. SLOWLY!!

Me - I am contemplating my next course of action. . I wonder if I have enough time to pull out a sticky and take out a few cops before I get Mike Browned.



Police Officer - Suspect. . If you can win a one on one fight we will let you leave with nothing but a warning. Then one of the cops in front of the swat vans puts away his shottie and walks over throwing practice jabs in the air.

Me - I say fukk it. I get out ready to scrap. .. .


Police Officer - HE HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!

All the cops open fire on your boy.

U stay taking Ls breh

 

[Beerus]

GTA Online is my shyt. I rarely fly tho. Other than a odd copter here and there chasing down a bounty. I will probably fukk around with the Flight School. Other than that I am just getting into random fukkery online.

I was on last night. I come out of my garage and their is a dude in a cop car just sitting there. So I throw a sticky bomb on him and detonate. Drive away honking my horn. I am on my way to my second garage to cop one of the gang cars I keep in there to sell when I hear over the mic.

Player 1 - We got a 187 on a officer. Suspect is driving a black n yellow zentorno. Proceed with caution. Suspect is armed.

Me - ( continues driving) I soon hear sirens and see a cop behind me despite me not having any stars.

Player 2 - Suspect has been spotted. He is refusing to pull over.

Me - I soon also see three other white blips moving towards me to cut me off. When I see the vehicles they are all cop cars, and one cop van. I am in a Zen tho so I hit the gas. . Plus I have a bulletproof rear so they cant do anything.

Player - 3. We have eyes on the suspect. Proceeding to intercept.

Me - I see two police copters come over the horizon. . .

Its then that I notice I am in a full lobby. . All the other players in the lobby are part of the same online gang. COPS.

Brehs. . . I ended up at the airport. . My plan was to grab a passenger jet and dip. I pull into the hanger with about 4 cop cars and two choppers on my tail. . .There are two swat vans parked in the hanger in front of the jet with two players standing outside with shotties pointed at me.


Behind me are 10 or so players. . All in cop cars. The two choppers are circling overhead. .

Police Officer - DRIVER! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. SLOWLY!!

Me - I am contemplating my next course of action. . I wonder if I have enough time to pull out a sticky and take out a few cops before I get Mike Browned.



Police Officer - Suspect. . If you can win a one on one fight we will let you leave with nothing but a warning. Then one of the cops in front of the swat vans puts away his shottie and walks over throwing practice jabs in the air.

Me - I say fukk it. I get out ready to scrap. .. .


Police Officer - HE HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!

All the cops open fire on your boy.

Wowwwwwww

 

[MenacingMonk]

fukk that flying in formation part.