Greatest Heel turns and Swerves you've pulled in real life

[Nintendough]

As much wrestling as I've watched, i've used many on screen acts of debauchery in real life.





I remember I was showing my Ex GF how to play madden. I purposely played horrible, acted like she had beginners luck all the way until half time. She thought she had me, she thought wrong. After halftime I unleashed the screen plays and hail mary's that she couldn't defend. She threw my controller on the ground and stormed away teary eyed....

She thought she had me, but it was I who had her.

 

[Swiggy]

My heel turn was more p*ssy-based, cuz I was clearly not about that life

A homie of mine when I was sixteen was into some local raza gang shyt, and I was hanging with him, but was probably an accomplice/accessory without even realizing on a few occasions. One night, he was driving and we got pulled over. nikka had a gun and dime bag on him. Before the cop walked up to us, he tried sliding me HIS shyt, on some "earn your stripes nikka".

I'm like nikka, hell naw.

So he tryna slide me his bag and I act like I ain't see or hear him. We been down as fukk forever and a day, but he was tryna get me to take the fall to test some loyalty and shyt. nikka, I left the hood to get an education in the burbs, I wasn't tryna soldier up with you

So he got hemmed up cuz he was high and drunk, while I wasn't (came to the burbs to pick me up, we was on our way so I could be just as fukked up ) and got his shyt impounded. Showed the cop my ID, saw it was burbs, and that I was just a passenger, let me go

That nikka got 2 years probation and I've been avoiding him since

 

[captaincharisma]

used to work at a real estate company and rented apartments

Tenant got evicted for non payments but there was a vacant apartment in the same building, they made me an offer i couldnt refuse (money) and I signed them to the new apt in the same building under another family members name on the lease

Everyone has a price, I sold out brehs

 

[Nintendough]

I recall drinking in a dorm with a couple of friends back in college. We all were drinking cheap vodka and listening to anime music and lil B.




A brawd down the hall who I: was plotting on smashing decided to get to cute....she sat on MY BED and had the nerve to disrespect my NBA team.



Her: The Sixers suck


Me: From what I've heard, so do you





She called me a jerk and tried to go lay on my roomates bed to make me jealous....I turned on the Ps3 and ignored her.





Her BF called to check up on her....I picked up and told him "not now, shes busy" and hung up on dude.




She tried to get back nice with me by letting me do a couple of dance hall moves on her when some freak music got put on, about 3 lap bounces, dry humps, dutty wines and grinds later I got bored and went to sleep. She began to have sex with my roommate but she kept looking over at me to see if I was paying attention to her....I was trying my hardest not to laugh at her. I think I taunted her by throwing the Kliq hand sign at her several times before rolling over and sleeping a peaceful slumber. She took a dikk when she really wasn't even into the guy all to grab my attention. All she got was me snoring.




I am the GOAT Heel

 

[Nintendough]

 

[Swiggy]

So my nikka KG bout that dorm room anime music party life

 

[MushroomX]

It was during middle school, where everyone was playing behind the back of the building after lunch; it had track, tennis, basketball courts and that weird funnel shyt you throw a ball into. There was this lil white boy who played Pokemon (when it was hot shyt for a month). Generally he could be considered a passable dude, if he wasn't such a fukking teachers pet and tried to prove he was educationally superior despite wearing a kitten sweater. So anyways, we are playing a pickup of 21 with like 6 other cats and he starts talking shyt about he was gonna dunk; not even a fukking chance, the dude was short, penguin mode.

So he charges the lane, and decide to teach him. I knee the fukker in the gut, not the nuts. Instantly he bends over, mouth agape as he dropped the ball. I though he was gonna have a asthma attack from the blow, but then he vomits on the court.

He was overcome with emotion, tried to tussel with me but the playground supervisor at the time saw the shyt. She grabbed the dudes hand, and started to drag him away, but he started then he started to slap the shyt out of her body to get at me; dude was fumin. She cried for help, in order to calm his ass down as spitted shyt about my father. She got the help was needed, and once he was taken away the guy was crying streams telling me how I started the shyt.

A few days later I got called to the Principal, I thought I was going to get some suspension, which was fine. Turns out I was just there to file a report because he was getting 3 weeks out of school suspension. Ultimately it put a mark on his cred, as the dude was when he knew he couldn't get away but then again his trademark kitten sweater and sweatpants already torched it

 

[Nintendough]

So my nikka KG bout that dorm room anime music party life

Breh, anime music, alcohol, hoes and dorms just go together.

 

[Swiggy]

Breh, anime music, alcohol, hoes and dorms just go together.

Shootin dice in the room, as the Outlaw Star and FLCL themes come on back to back

 

[ECA]

I'm a pretty nice dude. A regular Ricky Steamboat one would say, but me taking an annoying white bytches glasses off her face and then proceeding to throw them off of the school bus was little ECA at his most demonic. The fact that I only did it to impress my nikkas

 

[ThatTruth777]

nvm

 

[OmegaK2099]

I got into two fights with the same kid through out middle school and high school, We used to be friends but dude started using my name in vain right in front of me, so I stepped to him when our science class was over we got into a fight which i clearly lost because I didnt expect him to be as strong as he was, it didnt matter how many kicks and punches i threw, he picked me up and ran me into the wall, the whole school saw it, ever since people knew we had that 2 pac and biggie type beef, i was just yeah whatever man their just words, then the first day of highschool he and i have a class together and the teacher makes him sit behind me, so of course were talking shyt, then he slaps me across the back of the head, I turn around and we get into it again this time he did a headlock takedown and started choking me out and me on my CM punk sh1t put a thumb in his eye till he let go, teachers seperate us again, fight got postponed for a bit, then next were in the principles office waiting around for him to show up, and they got one little ass woman to keep an eye on us of course it didnt last long, dudes sitting next to me whispering some foul sh1t and im getting heated, i knew if i were to fight him Id only get my ass kicked again and have people say i took another L, The bell Rings for the kids to switch classes So I had no other choice....I stand up now hes throwing punches and hasnt begun to start that power grappling sh1t on me, I see an opening and I grab this vase full of flowers off the little broads desk and smash it over his head, Glass splatters across the room like SPLAKOW! some of it got in my eyes, next thing you know im being pulled back by more people in the office and theyre running to get security I open my eyes finally and i see him on the floor in the fetal position, the class sees us again and im standing over him, security grabs me and drags me away


I get suspended for a week, when i finally get back people are like turns out he switched schools, and im feeling all

 

[Slystallion]

I recall drinking in a dorm with a couple of friends back in college. We all were drinking cheap vodka and listening to anime music and lil B.




A brawd down the hall who I: was plotting on smashing decided to get to cute....she sat on MY BED and had the nerve to disrespect my NBA team.



Her: The Sixers suck


Me: From what I've heard, so do you





She called me a jerk and tried to go lay on my roomates bed to make me jealous....I turned on the Ps3 and ignored her.





Her BF called to check up on her....I picked up and told him "not now, shes busy" and hung up on dude.




She tried to get back nice with me by letting me do a couple of dance hall moves on her when some freak music got put on, about 3 lap bounces, dry humps, dutty wines and grinds later I got bored and went to sleep. She began to have sex with my roommate but she kept looking over at me to see if I was paying attention to her....I was trying my hardest not to laugh at her. I think I taunted her by throwing the Kliq hand sign at her several times before rolling over and sleeping a peaceful slumber. She took a dikk when she really wasn't even into the guy all to grab my attention. All she got was me snoring.




I am the GOAT Heel

yeah breh you lost here...she fukked your boy and not you...your clearly in denial

guys like you crack me up...yeah man she wanted me but but....

 

[Nintendough]

yeah breh you lost here...she fukked your boy and not you...your clearly in denial

guys like you crack me up...yeah man she wanted me but but....

im in denial because i didnt give into disrespect tactics of a woman who confessed to giving head to two guys and cried because she was too wasted to remember? try again. I had the deal sealed and pushed the contract away because i valued myself over p*ssy. i wouldnt expect a cornball like you to grasp the og player concept of "put your dikk in your pocket".





take your swagless simp ass back to lower learning, i mean higher learning

 

[Slystallion]

im in denial because i didnt give into disrespect tactics of a woman who confessed to giving head to two guys and cried because she was too wasted to remember? try again. I had the deal sealed and pushed the contract away because i valued myself over p*ssy. i wouldnt expect a cornball like you to grasp the og player concept of "put your dikk in your pocket".





take your swagless simp ass back to lower learning, i mean higher learning

you didn't put the part about her giving head to two guys and was wasted unless i skipped over that part.

thought she was the typical party chick who didn't really respect her boyfriend...i didn't know she was on that extra cheese super ho shyt...

but after re reading the story...she was just horny and would have fukked anybody that night...good call