greatest Jerry The King Lawler, one-liners?

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Ben Stiller promoting "Mystery Men" (1:45 minute mark)



Stiller: "PEE-WEE HERMAN is in the movie!"

King: "Good to see Pee-Wee back in the theaters!"

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I remember that line fondly. My dad and I were rollin from that gem

 

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LAWLER: Sunny, she wants me. I can read her like a book, but I prefer the Braille edition.

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(A five year old girl cheering Shawn Michaels)

LAWLER: Look at her, now I know why animals eat their young.


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LAWLER: I've heard of faces that could stop clocks, hers could stop all of Switzerland's.