Grimiest thing a chick has ever done to you...

[havoc]

Yo brehs I fukked this chick in the ass and green stuff was on my dikk man real talk all gushy n shyt. I was fukking furious brehs so I stopped and showed her this weird stuff. bytch told me not to worry about it and threw her 3 year old sons jacket for me to wipe my dikk clean with in the heat of the moment , I wiped it off and continued to smash with the cosby face straight cosby

Damn homie, you need to make sure these chicks wipe or wash their ass before fukking them in the anus.

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

Was with this chick for 2 years, she go on deployment, cheats, I find out about it and confront her and the only thing she said was.....

"I fukked another dude, get the fukk over it."

I was like and ....

Wanted to kill her....

 

[Texas2step]

Was with this chick for 2 years, she go on deployment, cheats, I find out about it and confront her and the only thing she said was.....

"I fukked another dude, get the fukk over it."

I was like and ....

Wanted to kill her....

bytches be cold blooded about shyt sometime

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Ever since I've treated every girl like shyt and it works better than being nice so

So much truth

 

[Trajan]

Was with this chick for 2 years, she go on deployment, cheats, I find out about it and confront her and the only thing she said was.....

"I fukked another dude, get the fukk over it."

I was like and ....

Wanted to kill her....

WOW

They are tryna break nikkas down out there. Kinda Rick James shyt is that?

As for me, I was 19. She was 27. I was waiting for her to get outta work.... She was getting dug out by her dentist.

Not to laugh at your misfortune bruh, but the way you dropped that is funny.

While you're outside in the parking lot twiddling your thumbs. . .

Spoiler

 

[Alec Baldwin]

Yo brehs I fukked this chick in the ass and green stuff was on my dikk man real talk all gushy n shyt. I was fukking furious brehs so I stopped and showed her this weird stuff. bytch told me not to worry about it and threw her 3 year old sons jacket for me to wipe my dikk clean with in the heat of the moment , I wiped it off and continued to smash with the cosby face straight cosby

nikka you got nickelodeon gak'd. came out that bytches apartment like

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

you shared that girl with skeets breh

 

[Crakface]

Aborted a child of mine.

( a year later in a argument)

*fukk that baby*

I threw her into the wall and she left a imprint like cartoons. We broke up.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Aborted a child of mine.

( a year later in a argument)

*fukk that baby*

I threw her into the wall and she left a imprint like cartoons. We broke up.

 

[fendi_mane]

This bytch I fukked ran my pockets while I was sleep. I got caught slippin bad, bytch got me for $800 and thought I wouldn't notice. She gave the dough to her brother and this nicca called me after I called her about it and told me to come get it . Nicca told me to round up my niccas and he would get his and we could meet up . It got real ugly for dude, I ended up slamming his head against a man hole cover a few times.

 

[Jone2three45]

A chick straight up told me that "you think I actually like you ?" I was like and within seconds.

 

[newworldafro]

OP......................................great storyteller........I was captivated, then you swung a right literay hook, struck me with the surprise ending......

:shake:


*reads rest of the thread* .....

never underestimate the power of the female mind when it comes to playing/fukking nikkas minds over, men are good at mind games but women are experts at the shyt.

my ex used to LITERALLY read the text messages I was sending to jumpoffs by looking at the reflections in my eyeballs...you know how scary that shyt is? felt like I had a narc on me everywhere I went.

...............................:............................................that's fuucking crazy....

Borderline "Fatal Attraction" shyt right chea, compadre........

The part that trips me out is she knew you were lying............

aaaaaaaaand waited 11 months to trip you up............

with the baby in your arms........................

What do ya'll say on The COLI?

Oh yeah, "so demonic, my friend."

That's what I'm saying...........that surprised ending is just .

 

[darkmanp]

This bytch I fukked ran my pockets while I was sleep. I got caught slippin bad, bytch got me for $800 and thought I wouldn't notice. She gave the dough to her brother and this nicca called me after I called her about it and told me to come get it . Nicca told me to round up my niccas and he would get his and we could meet up . It got real ugly for dude, I ended up slamming his head against a man hole cover a few times.

Sounds crazy. You get your money back or see ol' girl after that?

 

[Lavish]

nikka. she read it word for word as I was typing it. I can't make this shyt up breh

U must have some big azz eyes. Or ur eyes glazed the fukk over like u was geekin the night b4

 

[Sinnerman]

-We both go to this house party together sophomore year of H.S. nothing better to do that night

-I go kick it with the homies, and she with her girls.(should have my first warning sign, as she lit up as soon as she stepped in the house)

-I'm drunk/lifted, so now I go back upstairs trying to find her.

-I see the little slut making out with some brolic football nikka(who was a "friend of mine"

-she turned around and was like (straight up ain't give a fukk)

-Her girls were like

-my boys were

- and this fukk nikka was like

- A nikka tried to play it off cool, but I took one of the biggest L's of my life. I've got some other stories as I've taken many L's in my life , but I'll just tell this one

This was the reason I started lifting btw