Growing up, did you ever find your Dad’s porn stash ?

[Peauxboy]

fukkin right, when I was like 9 or 10.

He didn’t have a stash, but it was a single tape he likely dubbed.

I was bored af one day and started watching movies. I watched Tron first, then popped in Beverly Hills Cop. 20 minutes into Beverly Hills, the tracking messed up then all I see is titties bouncing.

I was stuck. I was so into it, I didn’t realize 1) My door was open and 2) The tv volume was still kind of loud. My grandma scared tf outta me when she yelled, BOY YOU WATCHING PORN? I jumped out my skin

 

[Vodun]

I remember watching my first porn vid at 10 shyt had me all fukked up. Dude was busting down this petite dark skin chick doggie style then he did the money shot. Me being a kid without any knowledge on what was watching. I was like what is that white stuff that ain't no pee

Man I felt sick to my stomach. I finished the tape and rewided the tape to the exact spot and got out the room like a secret agent

 

[Sbp]

Yup

 

[Robo Squirrel]

people don't know this is how you had to move back in 90s

4 real

 

[xiceman191]

I don't know if my dad had a physical porn stash when I was younger but would watch alot of movies that had sex scenes when they weren't around. When torrents started getting popular though I was using my parents computer for some homework and stumbled across his stash (Italia Blue, Pinky, Cherokee, Mya G, Sinnamon Love, etc) copied a few to my little thumbdrive and moved them to my computer.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

What yall know about Late night with Ricky D? Lol

 

[invalid]

Dad had a cd book that had all his rap cd's in them. Dad's people were from Mississippi so it was filled with all southern rap - No Limit, Three Six, UGK, Big Krit, DJ Screw, Fat Pat, Scarface, Geto Boys, etc. Towards the back of the book was his porn cds. Can't remember all he had even though I rummaged through all that shyt. But I do remember he had a lot of CDs that he recorded himself.

Not of himself but my dad's cousin is a famous rapper and he used to travel with him on a few occasions when he was younger. Also, my uncle used to bodyguard for him. So the videos were at parties or strip clubs down south where hoes were fukking and sucking rappers and their crews. I'm talking about nikkas from No Limit camp, Death Row, Rap A lot. He still probably got all this shyt somewhere. Those were my favorite to watch. Them hoes wild down south.

 

[x2y]

Not my Pops but my step-father. The first time he left a magazine on the window sill that was blocked by the sofa. I went to open the window one summer and there was this thick magazine of of hardcore porn lol if I remember correctly it was some Pam Grier looking chick with a facial on the cover.



I looked through it tried to put it back when my moms walked in the room and saw what was in my hand she was convinced it was mine because my lying ass step father said it wasn't his so of course I took the ass whopping and punishment. Later on I found a brown box in his bedroom closet where he kept his porn VHS tapes, money and weed in a cookie tin can. Lets just say I bought a lot of candy and bullshyt as payback with his money. I didn't really know about weed like that at the time so I never messed with it.


The most surreal shyt was when I went to my neighbors house to hang out and play Super Nintendo his pops kept all them big box VHS Porn tapes right out in the open in his living room and his grandma that I guess lived with them tells me mad casually "you can watch whatever you want its ok, just clean up after yourself" I went through a range of emotions at that moment like
... thought about it was like I'm cool we'll just play Super Nintendo.

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

I don't know if my dad had a physical porn stash when I was younger but would watch alot of movies that had sex scenes when they weren't around. When torrents started getting popular though I was using my parents computer for some homework and stumbled across his stash (Italia Blue, Pinky, Cherokee, Mya G, Sinnamon Love, etc) copied a few to my little thumbdrive and moved them to my computer.

Damn that's a name I haven't heard in a minute

 

[Caca-faat]

Yep, he forgot to take the tape out and I pushed it in one day when I was home by myself. I was confused why there was 3 ppl in the bed, there was blue eye shadow and hairy p*ssys. I was intrigued tho.

ETA I also learned not to use his phone, he doesn’t know what a private browser is. My sister and I just look at each other and go get our own phones whenever he asks us to look stuff up. I bet he just types in big black p*ssy into google.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Nope. But for a while he had one of them cable hookups With all the channels. Had me like

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

That's how my porn adventures began during puberty and it spiraled from there. When broadband internet arrived, n'un was ever da same, I was doomed to deviance. Honorable mention to da black cable box with da chip in it.

 

[Kenny West]

My brother had a gigantic stash mostly white bytches tho

 

[Peauxboy]

I remember watching my first porn vid at 10 shyt had me all fukked up. Dude was busting down this petite dark skin chick doggie style then he did the money shot. Me being a kid without any knowledge on what was watching. I was like what is that white stuff that ain't no pee

Man I felt sick to my stomach. I finished the tape and rewind the tape to the exact spot and got out the room like a secret agent

All our childhoods in a nutshell.




We all though we was on some shyt then

 

[Bleedin Gums Murphy]

So my father used to tape sports stuff frequently on vhs. I’m talking Super Bowls, NBA Finals, World Series, All-star games, etc. Games that we hold as classics from the 90’s my father recorded, and he eventually gave all those vhs tapes to me (I still have them—I actually just finished digitizing them recently).

So one day, when I was about 7-8 years old, he visits me with another box of vhs tapes of games he recorded. By this point, I’ve already burned through all those early MJ nba finals games, so I’m super excited to get more games to watch. Now, the box that he brought over, he couldn’t remember what was on the tapes because he forgot to label some of them, so we’re just sitting back going through vhs tapes trying to label the tapes for posterity.

I’ll never forget the next sequence of events, they are ingrained in my head.

I grab the next tape out of the box, a black scotch vhs tape, and proceed to put it in the vcr. Now the vcr was an outdated model from the 80’s (this is all happening circa 98-2000), so you know it takes the vcr about 10 seconds to load up.

So I popped the tape in, and sit back down in my seat while my father’s on sitting on the couch. I’m closer to the tv and vcr than he is.

The picture comes on, and all I see is a vhs dubbed grainy clip of what looks like women at a beach in bikinis, with text scrolling at the bottom…

My father smoothly, but quickly, hops off the couch and hits the eject button.

There‘s like a five second awkward beat of silence except for the sound of the vcr ejecting what I believed then as a 7-8 year old, and now as a man, to be the beginning of a white porno.

All my father says while he’s putting the tape back in the box is, “That‘s bad stuff I used watch a long time ago.”

I simply said nothing, and put the next vhs tape in, and we kept it moving like nothing ever happened.