Growing up Everyone knew this cat

[Apollo Creed]

"yea dog I got these Red Monkey shorts, they exclusive"
knowing Red Monkey dont make shorts

"yea bruh I was at the club and saw TI and he dapped me up and bought me a bottle"


"Yea I knew Nicki Minaj back in the day she wanted the kid"

 

[West Coast Avenger]

But there are alot of nikkaz like that on this site though....

 

[Apollo Creed]

But there are alot of nikkaz like that on this site though....

10 certs, 9 figures, Tesla, house in Nigeria and Downtown manhattan gang

 

[Thuglet]

Breh thats everybody on the Coli Internet




Cant trust these 6"5 tall, 8"inch packing, 6 certs, 80k+/y, perfect hairline mofos that all got themselves ten different PAWGs but still be waiting for that perfect black chick to settle down with

 

[trick]

"yea dog I got these Red Monkey shorts, they exclusive"
knowing Red Monkey dont make shorts

"yea bruh I was at the club and saw TI and he dapped me up and bought me a bottle"


"Yea I knew Nicki Minaj back in the day she wanted the kid"

this dude in university actually told me he grew up with her and called her Onika, I knew he just wiki'd her. He straight up told me he grew up in Toronto almost his entire life a year later

 

[PeridotPuss]

I knew one nikka who would lie about riding in limos to the club with these long ass totally false club stories no one cared about in the first place , lied about what kind of TV he just bought, he would say that he was good with the bud/smoke and then wouldn't be , lied about where he got his clothes, where he got his hair cut, lied and said I tried to get at him , lied about his height, his kid, his job and other random things. Replaying conversations that never even happened








The fukked up part is this nikka is HILARIOUS

Them made up stories had us all like we just warn folks....he cool but you can't take nothing that nikka say seriously ever. Forreal. Anything could be a lie.

 

[PeridotPuss]

Breh thats everybody on the Coli Internet




Cant trust these 6"5 tall, 8"inch packing, 6 certs, 80k+/y, perfect hairline mofos that all got themselves ten different PAWGs but still be waiting for that perfect black chick to settle down with

This cutthroat read

 

[Apollo Creed]

The Worst would be leading up to Football or B Ball season and try outs, and dudes would be talking wild mess about how nice they were and how they are the truth then you see them in try outs/ spring training looking

 

[DrX]

85% of nikkas are full of shyt

 

[Bless't]

When you know they're bullshytting it just makes it that much easier to simply...

 

[neph27]

I knew one nikka who would lie about riding in limos to the club with these long ass totally false club stories no one cared about in the first place , lied about what kind of TV he just bought, he would say that he was good with the bud/smoke and then wouldn't be , lied about where he got his clothes, where he got his hair cut, lied and said I tried to get at him , lied about his height, his kid, his job and other random things. Replaying conversations that never even happened








The fukked up part is this nikka is HILARIOUS

Them made up stories had us all like we just warn folks....he cool but you can't take nothing that nikka say seriously ever. Forreal. Anything could be a lie.

my boys brother is just fukkin like this

teddy

teddy always telling me about some new chick he with

what does she do teddy? oh she's on the U.S. Olympic archery team? Word?

teddy I heard you got a new hustle?what you doing how you makin this bread over here? you say you bought 67 vintage record players on Craigslist and flipped them each for a net profit of $600 in 4 days? Word?

you moving north teddy? why? there's a convicted felon and high ranking biker gang member living underneath you who told you he wanted you dead? word?

teddy I heard you got a new girl? where yall meet? oh at the bar? yeah that's a nice spot. You what? You went home with her that night and had a threesome with her AND HER MOTHER? word?


i couldn't of made all this shyt up.

I knew dude was just talkin for years and years but he's my friends bro so not much I could do. One day he called me and said he went to the casino, made $1800 on blackjack. i went to a friends house that night, my boy was like "yo you heard teddy made $1300 on blackjack?"


I talk to my friend nick the next day, he was like "yo teddy told me he made $800 playing blackjack!"

So we called his bro and he told us teddy told him he made $200

some brehs are just born to perpetually weave these tall, braggadocious tales of their successes like the rest of the world really cares or is impressed

everyone has a teddy

 

[mortuus est]

real talk i stright listeninded to the too close song after this

ive never really been into r n b but that song has been around me for years its crazy


i feel like going raving right now

 

[ben anderson]

lol

 

[Apollo Creed]

85% of nikkas are full of shyt

The worse will be when its no reason and uncalled for to lie.

Chilling at the crib and dude walk in like "breh you won't believe what just happened. I was walking to my whip and I seen that dude Birdman and he told me he like my shoes and wanted to sign me to YMCMB but I was like "nah b I gotta finish my degree so I can help the kids in Africa".

 

[DrX]

The worse will be when its no reason and uncalled for to lie.

Chilling at the crib and dude walk in like "breh you won't believe what just happened. I was walking to my whip and I seen that dude Birdman and he told me he like my shoes and wanted to sign me to YMCMB but I was like "nah b I gotta finish my degree so I can help the kids in Africa".

my cousin is one...this nikka is a pathological liar