Grown ass men not knowing how to shuffle a deck of cards unappreciation thread

[MercuryHayes]

if you don't know how to play spades and/or shuffle

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I got that shyt all the time. my 4 main potnas in HS played spades during lunch while i was out fukkin w my girl. They never put me on game nor did I really show interest to care to learn:staymad:

But who can't shuffle though?

& Im with the other 50% of the thread in saying I'll smack folk in bones.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

if you don't know how to play spades and/or shuffle

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fukk that...nat turner nor harriet tubman could shuffle...shufflin n spades some light skin house nikka shyt..

us field nikkas gettin oxed..glistening in that sun while Taylor Ann gettin damp..we givin u nikkas life..all u wanna do is shuffle cards...n count books..how u gone renig...a nikka

 

[jeh]

fukk that...nat turner nor harriet tubman could shuffle...shufflin n spades some light skin house nikka shyt..

us field nikkas gettin oxed..glistening in that sun while Taylor Ann gettin damp..we givin u nikkas life..all u wanna do is shuffle cards...n count books..how u gone renig...a nikka

 

[CBSkyline]

Thread reminds me of when I use to bring a poker chip set to school and play Hold Em, Spades, and Omaha. The crazy shuffling and tricks people would try to do with the cards and chips were just as hilarious as the ensuing fukkery from the games themselves

 

[Money Be Green]

fukk cards, I'd rather shoot dice

 

[bullygohard1]

Dude just said hold the ace.... nikka when you Jack or ten the board at the end knowin it's a rocky bang bang then u know u on some

card games are slowly going by the wayside man. A decade from now, youngins wont even know what tonk, pitty pat, spades and bidwhist are.

If you've never been one book away from making your bid, holding that Ace in your hand and you have the last play of the round, knowing lower cards have all been played... and you take that Ace and jump up out the seat and smack that shyt on the table on some... ...




































then you ain't a real African.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I can't just sit there and play cards and act like I'm having a good time. shyts boring and I'm not a team player


I play pool... And play for money. Wayy more entertaining

 

[O.T.I.S.]

game is so overrated and it's easy as shyt too. most people where I'm from don't play with "bags" so it's no downside to under bidding, no challenge...

I mean I play. I even got a app on my phone and play when I'm bored. I just can't sit there and play for hours because the shyt is slow

 

[JAY?]

I'm Dominican and I call it dominos
I'm assuming ya who are calling it bones are black

By bones do ya mean whoever finishes their hand first wins or ya play by 5's

 

[AkaDemiK]

thread title got me ...so fukkin random

 

[Blessings]

stupid thread....played baseball/basketball instead of cards

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I always under bid.

Even my wife is like when she teamed up wit me.

I could have 3 aces, 2 kings and the big joker and I'll be like "I got 3"

Then when I end up gettin 6, I be like @ the end of the game and urge them to break out some bones(a REAL game)

 

[UserNameless]

Dude just said hold the ace.... nikka when you Jack or ten the board at the end knowin it's a rocky bang bang then u know u on some

You can pull your opponents' high spades with any higher number spades ... you know that right?

You know you need to keep your highest spades in tow unless you find out pretty early in the game your partner is eatin' or you wanna try to go ahead and get your opponents' Big or Little off the board, right?

 

[Ricky Church]

all the playing cards stuck together like the pages of a dirty magazine.

 

[bullygohard1]

You can pull your opponents' high spades with any higher number spades ... you know that right?

You know you need to keep your highest spades in tow unless you find out pretty early in the game your partner is eatin' or you wanna try to go ahead and get your opponents' Big or Little off the board, right?

Nah I didn't know that teach me more on how to play or save an ace ... All you gotta do is count the suits , how about get all the spades out the hand early and run suits down they throat when you get back in