Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Most places forget utensils.
GrubHub driver stole my food.
- Thread starter Amerikan Melanin
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Its not that serious
i don’t like the delivery apps, they just employ anyone who signs up. i don’t want some random with no food safety training or experience near my fukking food. i tried ONCE and this fakkit was 2 hours late, saw him tiptoe up my steps and turn back trying to run away before knocking. i caught him and he reluctantly handed me my food. he looked like a sketchy bum. so glad they staple bags but we see all the reports of these weirdos snacking on the job. i hate the gig economy so much, it enables scammy sketchy lowlifes rather than forcing them to go get proper jobs/become competent members of society (airbnb being the ultimate example).
If u was really upset you'd save her contact and wait a couple days til the situation died down and place about 5 or 6 different orders at one time. One of the drivers bound to be the theiving ass bytch. When the contact you saved calls and lets you know that shes bringing the order up or whatever, get in position. Wen she knocks , grab her and tie her ass up and waterboard the bytch. That'll teach her something. And send the wifey down to see if she got any valuables in the car...and dont forget to tell her to fukk up the seats too just because.
Now, a few things may go wrong here:
All that shyt aside tho, the bytch gotta learn a lesson. The fact that she was disrespectful enough to pick up and THEN send u to voicemail
- You finna be outta of about 150 bucks with how high them damn delivery charges are on Grubhub and its finna be food you dont even want prolly, but ask yo self, does justice have a price?
- The bytch might finesse yo ass again , pretend she was pulling up and swerve off on you again, but that's the risk you gotta take if you REALLY upset about this.
- The situation could go totally left and the bytch might start screaming and shyt, some noisy ass neighbor calls the cops and now you facing felony kidnapping charges.
EDIT: In case shyt does go left, if you and the ol lady not married, MAKE SURE YALL GET MARRIED. This is a very important step. You dont want her having to testify against you in court
Red Shield
Global Domination
The idea behind having food delivered is nice.. but this being the usa.. it get's completely half-assed by the gig economy.
Amerikan Melanin
Veteran
Yeah learned my lesson.
You nikkas ain't shytAs an occasional Uber Eats/GrubHub driver, I gotta admit keeping the customers delivery and getting free food is one of the biggest perks of the job
Just got free 5 Guys last night because the customer entered the wrong address
Why would you pay someone to pick up your food? 
I Really Mean It
Veteran
The dustiness.As an occasional Uber Eats/GrubHub driver, I gotta admit keeping the customers delivery and getting free food is one of the biggest perks of the job
Just got free 5 Guys last night because the customer entered the wrong address
Unless your a hopeless drunk like me
So we're just gonna go directly to level 12 huhIf u was really upset you'd save her contact and wait a couple days til the situation died down and place about 5 or 6 different orders at one time. One of the drivers bound to be the theiving ass bytch. When the contact you saved calls and lets you know that shes bringing the order up or whatever, get in position. Wen she knocks , grab her and tie her ass up and waterboard the bytch. That'll teach her something. And send the wifey down to see if she got any valuables in the car...and dont forget to tell her to fukk up the seats too just because.
Now, a few things may go wrong here:
All that shyt aside tho, the bytch gotta learn a lesson. The fact that she was disrespectful enough to pick up and THEN send u to voicemail
- You finna be outta of about 150 bucks with how high them damn delivery charges are on Grubhub and its finna be food you dont even want prolly, but ask yo self, does justice have a price?
- The bytch might finesse yo ass again , pretend she was pulling up and swerve off on you again, but that's the risk you gotta take if you REALLY upset about this.
- The situation could go totally left and the bytch might start screaming and shyt, some noisy ass neighbor calls the cops and now you facing felony kidnapping charges.
EDIT: In case shyt does go left, if you and the ol lady not married, MAKE SURE YALL GET MARRIED. This is a very important step. You dont want her having to testify against you in court
Superkick Party
Atlus / Ryū ga Gotoku
I've been using Uber Eats for about two years and I've only been burnt twice. They gave back full refunds at least.
ORDER_66
I dont care anymore 2026
Why would you pay someone to pick up your food?
Because that's what the service is.... 
Basically.
Though I'll never understand willingly adding a delivery fee + possible tip for places that don't deliver
