GTA V: THE MOST PERFECT WEEKEND IN ENTERTAINMENT OF ALL TIME

[A.V.]

THURSDAY: Thursday Night Football to ease the tensions between now & GTA 5 release. Jets v. Patriots. #fukkery WILL ensue. Possible sighting of #BlackExcellence v. #WhitePrivelege. Prepare to throw gf and jumpoffs (except ur bottom bytch) in bushes.





FRIDAY: Celebrate last remnants of social life (for the next few months at least) by going out to the bar/club, canoodling with demonic cac harlots and putting up Wilt numbers from Friday night to Saturday afternoon.





SATURDAY: Alabama v. Texas A&M game @ 2:30 PM. Just more sports entertainment to keep one's mind off of the weekend time-shift Matrix bullettime slowdown in our darkest hour Followed by #BlackExcellence Mayweather v. Canelo fight at the sports bar.....a Mayweather W.....then consequently on CaCs in public afterwards then blowin the back out the bytch you came with ALL NIGHT LONG.






SUNDAY: Church in the morning. Then NFL football, with some very decent matchups, including the Manning Bowl and SF v. SEA. SNF to follow. Breaking Bad. Say last goodbyes to anyone who's not your family, day-one nikka, wife, or fiance.






MONDAY: Put in overtime at work to ease the wait. MNF: CIN v. PIT fukk it. Stay up, catch postgame coverage on ESPN then slide to GameStop to pick up the pre-order at midnight. Throw the-coli.com in the bushes until October when GTA Online drops.



It's been real my nikkas. 5 days and some change...


And to anybody hatin on this shyt, get a life or whatever lame retort you got:
bytch nikka I was 17 when San Andreas came out. For once, a video game franchise concocted an intricately constructed gaming experience that every young Black Man in America could relate to or be entertained by. Those who grew up on Friday, Menace 2 Society, Boyz N the Hood, The Wood, etc...We finally had someone cater to OUR best interests and they recreated/captured a time period in street and pop culture with GOAT voice acting, realistic dialogue and crude humor, even the most seasoned of street nikkas, corporate IT heads, geeky fukk boys, fetishizing Cacs, and newcomers could ever experience.



September 17th marks our return to that familiar territory. Some of us are in our 20s, 30s, 40s, and even the lowercase Gs came up with San Andreas. Just seeing Balla territory, the colors...Grove Street...all in an expanded GTA universe with multiple playable characters, infinitely more fun gameplay & missions, present-day sensibilities and A-1 graphics will just be when you pop that game in and get past the loading screen.

And to the inevitable fukk boy who's gonna get strong arm robbed for his pre-order by nikkas lurkin outside waiting on the release. Which one of you Coli nikkas is it gonna be?

 

[detroitwalt]

Throw the-coli.com in the bushes until October when GTA Online drops.

hold up......you mean multiplayer won't be available until then?

 

[Kings County]

if only i didnt have school

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Someone up that Paint gif

 

[ChrisDorner]

hold up......you mean multiplayer won't be available until then?

The wait is warranted. Most nikkas won't touch the single player they put years into once the multiplayer drops.

The fiends will get bored of the game after playing 2 weeks straight, and then the online drops

There's levels to this shyt

 

[A.V.]

if only i didnt have school

Spoiler

Glad I'm not going this semester. I wouldn't let a game ruin my academic life but.....

It would be so hard

 

[Newzz]

THURSDAY: Thursday Night Football to ease the tensions between now & GTA 5 release. Jets v. Patriots. #fukkery WILL ensue. Possible sighting of #BlackExcellence v. #WhitePrivelege. Prepare to throw gf and jumpoffs (except ur bottom bytch) in bushes.





FRIDAY: Celebrate last remnants of social life (for the next few months at least) by going out to the bar/club, canoodling with demonic cac harlots and putting up Wilt numbers from Friday night to Saturday afternoon.





SATURDAY: Alabama v. Texas A&M game @ 2:30 PM. Just more sports entertainment to keep one's mind off of the weekend time-shift Matrix bullettime slowdown in our darkest hour Followed by #BlackExcellence Mayweather v. Canelo fight at the sports bar.....a Mayweather W.....then consequently on CaCs in public afterwards then blowin the back out the bytch you came with ALL NIGHT LONG.






SUNDAY: Church in the morning. Then NFL football, with some very decent matchups, including the Manning Bowl and SF v. SEA. SNF to follow. Say last goodbyes to anyone who's not your family, day-one nikka, wife, or fiance.






MONDAY: Put in overtime at work to ease the wait. MNF: CIN v. PIT fukk it. Stay up, catch postgame coverage on ESPN then slide to GameStop to pick up the pre-order at midnight. Throw the-coli.com in the bushes until October when GTA Online drops.



It's been real my nikkas. 5 days and some change...


And to anybody hatin on this shyt, get a life or whatever lame retort you got:
bytch nikka I was 17 when San Andreas came out. For once, a video game franchise concocted an intricately constructed gaming experience that every young Black Man in America could relate to or be entertained by. Those who grew up on Friday, Menace 2 Society, Boyz N the Hood, The Wood, etc...We finally had someone cater to OUR best interests and they recreated/captured a time period in street and pop culture with GOAT voice acting, realistic dialogue and crude humor, even the most seasoned of street nikkas, corporate IT heads, geeky fukk boys, fetishizing Cacs, and newcomers could ever experience.



September 17th marks our return to that familiar territory. Some of us are in our 20s, 30s, 40s, and even the lowercase Gs came up with San Andreas. Just seeing Balla territory, the colors...Grove Street...all in an expanded GTA universe with multiple playable characters, infinitely more fun gameplay & missions, present-day sensibilities and A-1 graphics will just be when you pop that game in and get past the loading screen.

And to the inevitable fukk boy who's gonna get strong arm robbed for his pre-order by nikkas lurkin outside waiting on the release. Which one of you Coli nikkas is it gonna be?

This gotta be the REALEST post in Coli history



That's my GTA 5


I need a crew to run with brehs....I'm a shoot first/ask questions later type of nikka

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Anybody know if we will be able to fly Jumbo Jets?

 

[Mass]

But my nikka acting like he won't be posting on the Coli I see you son

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

But my nikka acting like he won't be posting on the Coli I see you son

Way more fukkery on the Coli than any game could ever manage

The Coli >>> GTA 5



























































slightly.

 

[A.V.]

This gotta be the REALEST post in Coli history



That's my GTA 5


I need a crew to run with brehs....I'm a shoot first/ask questions later type of nikka

U ain't join the official Coli crew on Rockstar's Social Club?

I'm down for whatever....I might just go on a mission to the most prestigious neigborhoods near Vinewood, with Franklin...grotesquely and brutally wiping out Cacs my first 12 hours of gameplay just cuz



Who wit me

 

[Earnings]

thread got me thinkn i shld preorder

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

i just said this same shyt in the offical thread

@ a thread created about this fukkery filled week

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

U ain't join the official Coli crew on Rockstar's Social Club?

I'm down for whatever....I might just go on a mission to the most prestigious neigborhoods near Vinewood, with Franklin...grotesquely and brutally wiping out Cacs my first 12 hours of gameplay just cuz



Who wit me

In real life I'm a staunch advocate of such ignorant thoughts and bigotry.
























































































However, since this isn't real and fictionalized racism isn't really a thing....and with all the bullshyt that's been going on lately.....

 

[Heretic]