Guess which NBA player this is based just on their scouting report

Joined
May 16, 2012
Messages
39,600
Reputation
-17,871
Daps
84,291
Reppin
NULL
1. Awesome talent... Attacks the basket, shoots, plays D, rebounds, passes the ball, runs the floor... He does everything and does it well... Works very hard on his game... Athletic and charismatic... Plays selfish sometimes... You won't find many such gifted players in the league neither in the past nor in the future... A basketball legend.
Kobe Bryant

2. Outstanding athleticism... Very strong... A physically superior player... Can pretty much score at will when he drives to the basket... Excellent vision of the court... Superb ballhandling skills... Can play the point... Can play the power forward spot too... Great coordination... Great finisher... Runs the floor with the best of them... Able to hit incredible shots... Gets lots of steals and blocks... Average three-point and free-throw shooter... The best player in the game.
LeBron James

3. An incredible offensive talent... Explosive scorer... Great coordination... Outstanding athlete... Great first step... Great slasher... Hard to stop when he decides to go to the hole... Very good moves... Excellent crossover... Tough defender... Blocks a lot of shots for a guard... Decent jump shot... Bad percentages from beyond the arc... Turnover prone... A clutch player.
Dwyane Wade

4. Marvelous scorer... Great offensive repertoire... Excellent shooter and ballhandler for his size... Outstanding finisher at the rim... Very long and quite an athlete... Puts up great rebounding numbers... Has improved as a playmaker and defender... Outstanding free-throw shooter... Pretty skinny... Not as big a threat down low as he's from the perimeter... A superstar for many years.
Kevin Durant

5. Much bigger and quicker than most point guards... Awesome athlete... Can really get to the basket... Changes directions like very few others... Breaks ankles... Unselfish, but still a great scorer... Has improved his jump shot a lot... Cares a lot about winning... A superstar.
Derrick Rose

6. Very versatile... Able to score in many ways... Gifted with great physical skills... Has a great mix of strength and quickness... Can create his shot like few others... Hard to stop near the basket... Long arms... Good rebounder, especially on the offensive end... A clutch player... Not especially tough on the defensive end... Too selfish sometimes.
Carmelo Anthony

7. A beast... Probably the most phisically gifted player in the NBA... Incredible size, athleticism and strength... Broad shoulders... Very good attitude... Excellent rebounder and shot blocker... Can bully his way to the basket... Gets more dunks than almost any other player... Has refined his offense... More finesse now... Gets in foul trouble... Turnover prone... The most dominant big man in basketball, anyway.
Dwight Howard


Its crazy how on point these are.
 
Joined
May 16, 2012
Messages
39,600
Reputation
-17,871
Daps
84,291
Reppin
NULL
1. Kobe
2. Bron
3. Wade
4. Durant
5. Rose
6. Melo
7. Dwight

yea they're mostly no brainers

interesting how Kobe was the only player without a weakness in terms of skill

everyone else had something they can't do that well......with Kobe he can do everything and do it well
 
Joined
May 16, 2012
Messages
39,600
Reputation
-17,871
Daps
84,291
Reppin
NULL
Why would they not be on point?

They aren't predictions

what I mean is its hard to really confuse some other player for being one of those dudes listed......like its impossible to confuse Kobe's scouting report with another player

look at this one and tell me if you can guess who it is

Very long and extremely athletic... Pretty polished all-around game... Has constantly improved throughout his NBA career... Not just merely a scorer now... Good defender when he's into it... Above average rebounder... Doesn't play as selfish as he used to... Average basketball IQ.
 

dunkman6

All Star
Joined
Jul 8, 2013
Messages
3,862
Reputation
-501
Daps
3,043
Lol at this bias ass scouting report.

You prob made these cause you need to create this false sense of validation for your so called gawd.
 

Po pimp

Superstar
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
15,352
Reputation
2,829
Daps
56,033
Reppin
Chi-Town
what I mean is its hard to really confuse some other player for being one of those dudes listed......like its impossible to confuse Kobe's scouting report with another player

look at this one and tell me if you can guess who it is

Very long and extremely athletic... Pretty polished all-around game... Has constantly improved throughout his NBA career... Not just merely a scorer now... Good defender when he's into it... Above average rebounder... Doesn't play as selfish as he used to... Average basketball IQ.

Rudy Gay?
 

AVXL

Laughing at you n*ggaz like “ha ha ha”
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
42,751
Reputation
955
Daps
79,882
Reppin
ATL…overly
Melo & clutch in the same scouting report :dahell:

Scouts must not watch him in the playoffs or in the 4th quarter
 

intruder

SOHH Class of 2003 and CASUAL sports fan
Supporter
Joined
May 4, 2012
Messages
30,470
Reputation
4,515
Daps
58,202
Reppin
Love
You called that a scouting report? :dahell:

Maybe i took the shyt too literally (sp) but still this aint to scouting report, doggie.:heh:
I got all of them right exept for #1 and #6 and thats because i wasnt even trying
 
Top