Guide on How To Verify if a stripper is trustable

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This is what you do brehs...
Go to the gentlemans club, take out 500 in ones and grab u phat ass stripper right.. throw a pack of ones (in singles) on the ground while sippin drank, n havin a good time.

"accidentally" drop a whole pack of ones on the ground and keep throwin ya ones... if u get past two whole packs on ones thrown and the bish aint tell u that u dropped a whole pack of ones on the ground, she not trustable:camby: bish aint tryna legit work for every dollar

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This is what you do brehs...
Go to the gentlemans club, take out 500 in ones and grab u phat ass stripper right.. throw a pack of ones (in singles) on the ground while sippin drank, n havin a good time.

"accidentally" drop a whole pack of ones on the ground and keep throwin ya ones... if u get past two whole packs on ones thrown and the bish aint tell u that u dropped a whole pack of ones on the ground, she not trustable:camby: bish aint tryna legit work for every dollar

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Trust and demonic filth are 2 words that are like oil and water friend.

Bring her to the Lord and you've made a friend for life, friend. :sitdown:
 

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Why would you want to verify if you can trust a stripper? :what:The answer is always no. They are strippers who are hustlers and whose job it is to get money from you.

Since their job is to get money from you, why would they feel obligated based on your verification test or perceived drunken state to let you know you dropped some cash? You are just perceived as the next drunken customer who they are making easy money from.

Next, why are you wasting 5 bills in a strip joint. You trying to simp a stripper? (which is a bad idea). Best way is to tip them a little, ask them if they want a drink, get their number for a later meet-up where you can have actual contact (most chicks are on the outside the club hustle), and bolt after an hour.

If you don't wan't to meet them at a later date after the club, then go to a lap dance place. $5 to $10 a lap dance in the DMV and you can get a whole lot of mileage if you want. :shaq:
 

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How can she be a stripper and trustworthy at the same time?
 
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or just do a trust fall and see what happens :ehh:
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:mjlol: @ trusting strippers
 

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Uh, from personal experience I went to a strip club with friends unintentionally for a birthday celebration. (By unintentionally, I mean I had no idea where I was headed until I got there) The strippers there were so nice to me, they looked out when my male friends stepped away from me, and stopped a guy from trying to snatch my phone when I turned my head for a second. Everyone is different. Can't use one bad experience with a stripper or whatever negative connotation you have of strippers against them as a whole. They're people outside of that job just as much as anyone else is outside of theirs.
 

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Roll opening credits:


Hi, I’m John Quiñones and this is "What Would You Do?"
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Today, we send our hidden cameras in search of answering the question whether Strippers are “Trustable”. We start our journey in Atlanta at the
infamous Magic City

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where where our actor, Shugg Ross enters the club with $500 in $1 bills.

Things seem to be popping in the club as our cameras watch as Shugg, after drinking 2 Heinekens and a couple shots of Hennessy (on our tab) awaits his turn after Rapper Wale while surfing the JBO forum on the Coli
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and finally attracts the attention of a stripper with the stage name, “Indiana”
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After tipping “Indiana’s” phat ass about $100 and making it sprinkle, Shugg invites “Indiana over to a bar for a drink,
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and in a drunken state, drops a stack of $1’s out of his pocket to begin our test. “Indiana” immediately notices the dropped stack of 1’s, and after a slight pause, does nothing. Not yet satisfied since Indiana’s attention seemed to be drawn more to DJ Esco as he was spinning “Walked In” by Bankroll Fresh, Travis Porter, and Boochie Boo,
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we decided to extend our test a little longer.


After the song finishes, our cameras capture a commotion at the door, and surprisingly, “Indiana” immediately notifies Shugg that he dropped some cash as she hurriedly rushes to the stage. On the way to the stage, we stop “Indiana” to let her know we were filming and that the she passed our “What Would You Do” test.


“Indiana” unexpectedly grabs the mic out of my hand and smashes me in the head, putting a 6 inch gash across my forehead as she yells. “Trustable? F U Bytch” I would have taken the trick’s money but Future and TI just arrived.
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So, America, What Would Yo Do?
 
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